Ronaldo to City.... I mean United ffs

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  1. 666 Tash 666

    666 Tash 666 Well-Known Member

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    For only 25m. Seems a bargain. Maybe 36, but his record was still nearly a goal a game in the Italian league. For that age, that's incredible. Plus he'll assist quite a few too. Arguably the best player ever.

    Imagine-----

    Ronaldo----Torres----Sterling
    -----Graelish-----De Bruyne---------
    -----------Fernandinho---------------

    <jizz>

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    EDIT - 17:49 came to soon.

    He's on his way to united.

    lol Good look dealing with that Murphy.
     
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  2. Darren Peacock's Ponytail

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    That left back has an unfortunate name.
     
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  3. Ben 10

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    **** the 6 ****ers
     
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    You getting a sort of reverse PTSD over how much they're going to slaughter our defence?
     
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  5. Ben 10

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    Lascelles will have Ronaldo in his back pocket
     
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    He will. But his back pocket will be in the back of the net
     
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  7. I want Mackem Cock

    I want Mackem Cock Well-Known Member

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    Who cares... I'm not being drawn into this it's good for the premier league ****e personally.

    If anything it's worse for me
     
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  8. Maximin Effort

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    £510k a week though? **** that
     
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  9. 666 Tash 666

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    He could very well score 30+ goals and help win them the league.
     
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  10. Darren Peacock's Ponytail

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    Still seems excessive considering they'll finish 1st or 2nd anyway
     
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    666 Tash 666 Well-Known Member

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    The difference between 1st and 2nd is everything if your goal is to win the title. No prize for coming in 2nd really.
     
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    They just need a goal scorer. They could have got Ings and he'd have gotten them 1st place
     
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  13. Ben 10

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    Chelsea will run them close I reckon
     
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  14. Darren Peacock's Ponytail

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    Hence 1st or 2nd.

    Liverpool are too predictable imho
     
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    That won't make any difference to their FFP commitments of course.....

    Oh wait...
     
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    The fewm amongst Man Utd fans will be epic... I already know a few on defcon 2.
     
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  17. Ben 10

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    Lukaku might be the difference at the minute, so Ronny D might tip it in Man City's favour
     
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  18. Darren Peacock's Ponytail

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    Any half decent striker would do
     
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  19. Ben 10

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    What if they want to win the Champions League?
     
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  20. Jamtoon88

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    Off to the United side of Manchester now apparently
     
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