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Rolf Harris Jokes

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  1. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Had any through yet? I've only had one and it's not great. he's got a new single out entitled "Tie me 12 year old down, sport"

    I know, I know <doh>
     
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  2. Zingy

    Zingy #ziggywould

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    I don't get it. <confused>
     
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  3. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Sorry to hear that. You may get some inspiration from the 'Tapping Up Mk 2' thread <laugh>
     
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  4. Dangerously Delicious

    Dangerously Delicious Active Member

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    After he dies Rolf Harris has requested that his ashes are put into an Etcha A Sketch, so that children can play with his knob forever.
     
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    Dangerously Delicious Active Member

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    :emoticon-0159-music'Two little boys had two little toys':emoticon-0159-music - has a whole new meaning now. <laugh>
     
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  6. organic red

    organic red Well-Known Member

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    Must be room for a Didgereedoo (sp) joke in there somewhere
     
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  7. Dangerously Delicious

    Dangerously Delicious Active Member

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    What's Rolf Harris' favourite cheese?

    Babybel
     
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  8. organic red

    organic red Well-Known Member

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    That really is appalling















    but funny <laugh>
     
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  9. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Leave it out. He's not gay, he's just a ***** <ok>
     
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  10. LuisDiazgamechanger

    LuisDiazgamechanger Dribbles

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    feel partly to blame for Rolf Harris&#8217;s arrest. I told the police that he drew me a picture of a massive cock on Rolfs Cartoon Club when I was twelve.
    I forgot to mention it was of Foghorn Leghorn.



    &#8220;Up next guys and gals&#8221; Jimmy Savile said from my laptop &#8220;Rolf Harris doing two little boys&#8221;
    &#8220;Watching an old episode of top of the pops?&#8221; my wife asked.
    &#8220;Yes&#8221; I replied, thinking I need to watch my child porn in a more private place
     
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  11. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    <yikes> <yikes> <yikes>


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  12. Dangerously Delicious

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    Free the *****s <peacedove>
     
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  13. Magic Ted

    Magic Ted Talulah

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    Dafuq <laugh>
     
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  14. Super G Ted'inho

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    Maidenhead...

    I'm not sure jokes are your strong point <whistle>

    :bandit:
     
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  15. LuisDiazgamechanger

    LuisDiazgamechanger Dribbles

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    Neither do I <ok>
     
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  16. Zingy

    Zingy #ziggywould

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    Don't think talking is. :bandit:
     
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  17. LuisDiazgamechanger

    LuisDiazgamechanger Dribbles

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    I hate website asking "Are you human"<laugh>
     
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  18. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    I'm of the opinion that you are a visitor from a place a long, long way away. I'm talking parsecs <yikes>
     
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  19. LuisDiazgamechanger

    LuisDiazgamechanger Dribbles

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    King Solomon, where is that long place, long way away?.<ok>
     
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  20. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    You tell me. If you don't know what a parsec is, look it up <ok>
     
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