rogueleaders paternity nightmare

I was shocked and dismayed to be told today , by my five year old daughter who has recently embarked on her first steps into the world of school education, that I am, in fact, not her real father.





Apparently its some **** called jesus.

 

No , quite Nordic.



Just like jesus.




An` she disnae even go to wan a they kafflic schools.

 

I had that as well.

It's amazing how much a non-existent being gets your hackles up.

 

the shagger of nazareth`s getting a pasting if I ever catch up with him ; obviously ladyrogueleader has already had some domestic violence type action due to her two timing ways.


just shocked I had to hear it from my " daughter "

 

Yeah, it's when they try that immaculate conception ****. That really grinds my gears.

 

It'll no be that when Jesus is boabying you in hell

 

the second coming ?

 

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Jesus got around did'nt he the sneaky barsteward.

 

its them puppy dog eyes, birds cant resist....of course, being able to turn water into wine is also a handy leg-opener.

 

I wouldn't feel bad about it RL. Jesus is such a reknowned shagger, he's his own dad.

 

It's the Barry Gibb features and his ability to turn knickers into ankle warmers.

 

" you can tell by the way I use my walk, Im the son of god.."

 

Fair enough, Ive heard about life on those estates.

 

Get this pish off of the bigots board

 

thanks for your input superhooper