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Robotic IQ

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Castleger, Apr 20, 2010.

  1. Castleger

    Castleger Active Member

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    Robotic IQ

    A man enters a bar and orders a drink. The bar has a robot bartender.

    The robot serves him a pint, and then asks him:

    "What's your IQ"?

    The man replies "150" why?

    The robot proceeds to make conversation about global warming

    factors,quantum physics, spirituality, biomimicry, environmental

    issues, nano-technology and theology.

    The customer is very impressed and thinks, "This is really cool".

    He decides to test the robot. He leaves the bar, turns around, and

    Comes back in for another pint.

    Again, the robot serves him the perfect pint and asks him again,

    "What's your IQ"? The man responds, "about a 100".

    Immediately the robot starts talking, about football, cricket,

    golf,supermodels, favourite fast foods, cars, and women's breasts.

    Really impressed, the man leaves the bar and decides to give the

    robot one more test.

    He returns, the robot serves him and asks, "What's your IQ"

    The man replies, "Er, 10, I think".

    And the robot says... real slowly......



    So.. u r .. ye ... gaun ...nae .. renew .. yer ..

    season .. ticket .. f ur ra .. Celtic .. again .. next .. year ?
     
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  2. Lucaaas

    Lucaaas Well-Known Member

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    Ha ha ha, good one.
     
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  3. SaintsForTheWin

    SaintsForTheWin Any holes a goal

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    I was hoping for a better punch line.
     
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  4. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    It's a rehash of an old joke but with one major flaw: why would the robot not recognise the man he's just spent some time conversing with about subjects such as global warming, nano technology, quantum physics etc.?

    You really haven't thought this through have you?
     
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  5. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    A bit on the generous side for your average jakey plastic paddy.
     
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  6. Hash.

    Hash. pure daycent

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    Ben will be on here soon trying to chat to castleger <doh>
     
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  7. SaintsForTheWin

    SaintsForTheWin Any holes a goal

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    Obviously the Robot is a Celtic fan too?
     
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  8. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    Plus, why would an intelligent robot be talking about spirituality?

    Seriously Castleger, you should be ashamed of that effort <doh>
     
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  9. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator
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    He might be wearing a disguise.
     
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