Should be on the dead pool thread. You could have predicted it as no one would have noticed, then claimed him a week later. I'm off to look on Facebook to check out the heartfelt messages, I now a lot of people who would have gurned their way round a dancefloor to children back in the day.
There's a dead bee on my office window ledge, I feel if I hadn't taken three weeks off work he'd still be alive, I'd have given him a really small bowl of water (he's a bit crispy so I'm assuming the cause of death was dehydration).
Can he star in a you tube video please. Can give the video a real catchy title like 'the sting of death' or 'gay bee dies buying irish daily mirror' Gotta be more interesting than whoever the **** this thread is about.
I know who Robert Miles is, he made that song that goes... Duddle uddle uhhhh Der duh duhhhh Der duh duhhhh Der Der duh duhhhh Deh deh deh deh deh deh deh deh deh deh deh deh deh deh deh deh deh deh deh deh deh deh deh deh deh deh deh deh deh..... Duddle uddle uhhhh Der duh duhhhh Der duh duhhhh Der Der duh duhhhh
A guy I know took time off work to grieve for Best Mate (the horse, not his actual best mate). Fortunately for him he worked for his dad who no doubt knew that his son was a ****wit.
I've also found a small dead moth (the cleaner is getting her wages docked, just one bag of rice for her this week) so I'm thinking some sort of death match may have occurred. I'm not an expert coroner, or detective but I will piece together this crime scene eventually.
