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Robbing English Bastards

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by ScotlandFanMuir, Jun 19, 2013.

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  1. ScotlandFanMuir

    ScotlandFanMuir Well-Known Member

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    Tickets priced between £35-£65 for the friendly against England in August.

    Do they not know we get offended at anything over 20 quid?
     
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    ScotlandFanMuir, Jun 19, 2013
  2. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    typical fifer. every penny's a prisoner
     
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    Girvan Loyal 1690, Jun 19, 2013
  3. ScotlandFanMuir

    ScotlandFanMuir Well-Known Member

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    I'm selling blood and semen for to trip funds for the trip down.

    Want some?
     
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    ScotlandFanMuir, Jun 19, 2013
  4. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Naw, but I'll have a kidney and a liver if they're on the go.

    Ah'll keep them as spares cos I'll probably need them sooner or later.
     
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    Gambol, Jun 19, 2013
  5. ScotlandFanMuir

    ScotlandFanMuir Well-Known Member

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    Shall we start a bidding war?

    Muir's spare parts is open for business.
     
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    ScotlandFanMuir, Jun 19, 2013
  6. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    How much for your pancreas?
     
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  7. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Am gonny outbid ye on the pancreas just so you don't get it. Then ah'll send ye a video of me feeding it to a dug. :grin:
     
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    Gambol, Jun 19, 2013
  8. ScotlandFanMuir

    ScotlandFanMuir Well-Known Member

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    £35 if you're providing me with a fully functioning healthy pancreas in return.

    £1,000,000 otherwise.
     
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    ScotlandFanMuir, Jun 19, 2013
  9. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Aye, his is perfectly healthy. Do a swap. <whistle>
     
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  10. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    The way you're going, you'll be needing one yourself.


    Erm, aye sure, you can have my pancreas. It's in great shape. One careful owner. Just don't eat too many sweeties or drink any alcohol <ok>
     
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    The Raging Oxter, Jun 19, 2013
  11. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    You're right. Anything over two bob to watch Scotland is a ****ing rip-off.
     
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    Archers Road, Jun 19, 2013
  12. ScotlandFanMuir

    ScotlandFanMuir Well-Known Member

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    Fine then, £35 and we'll let Gambol conduct the sugery.

    Do you have Paypal?

    And can I interest you in a couple of fine nipples?
     
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  13. ScotlandFanMuir

    ScotlandFanMuir Well-Known Member

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    It does concern me that I could end up paying 50 quid to see us getting pumped.

    50 quid for any friendly is pretty ****e though.
     
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  14. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Nah, I'm currently negotiating with Tina to borrow hers.
     
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    Gambol, Jun 19, 2013
  15. ScotlandFanMuir

    ScotlandFanMuir Well-Known Member

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    I've heard stories about them.

    please log in to view this image
     
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    ScotlandFanMuir, Jun 19, 2013
  16. Erik

    Erik Well-Known Member

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    I'm quite intrigued by the idea of Gambol the claw-handed ****-fondler performing keyhole surgery. Possibly on a minor.
     
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    Erik, Jun 19, 2013
  17. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    This is a sporting contest that will have the neutrals salivating.
     
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  18. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Aye, it'll be a laff alright :grin:
     
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    Gambol, Jun 19, 2013
  19. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    The real Tina <ok>
     
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  20. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    <laugh>.
     
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