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Ahhhh, as we bask in the optimism, who do we think the 'patriotic' papers will do over first to screw up the preparations for Brazil? They've got eight months to ruin everything after all...
hart is stealing money from the shampoo people
baines has been done for racial abuse
cahill caught out late at night gambling with jagiekla
smalling food poisoned all his other candidates so hes somehow in the team!
townsend is really an arsenal supporter
gerrard punched some bloke in a nightclub
lampard followed in john terrys steps
welbecks cheating on his missus
sturridge bites another opponent
and rooneys finally been caught up by the zookeeper