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  1. Heed

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    Not your normal appreciation thread, I have to say..

    RIP.....Thomas Crapper, English plumber and inventor (ballcock), dies at the age of 73 in 1910...
    Where would the world be without Thomas Crapper.

    Had Thomas not had the misfortune of dying so young, he would now be ripe old age of 179 years old...such a shame....
     
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    Heed, Jan 27, 2016
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    Talk about coincidences, I've had 179 sh!ts since having a new ballcock fitted.
     
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    Good to see the Thomas crapper love is being flushed out.
     
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  4. Dorty Dogbreath

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    It will soon all go down the pan.
     
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    You bend it round to humour every time mate.
     
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  6. Dorty Dogbreath

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    This whole thread is a pile of humper dumper :grin:
     
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    Agreed.

    Don't wanna get bogged down in puns though. It will just paper over the cracks of a **** thread.

    Only yanking your chain OP!
     
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  8. Heed

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    I trust you're aware that TC was one of England's Greatest Inventors of the 19/20th Centuries, and this thread was meant as a celebration of his life.
    But, no, you have to take the Piss.
     
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    He is, indeed, extracting the urine.
     
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    I say, it's a good job our good friend Thomas didn't have the surname Shyt-Fuucker or something.

    I'm off for a shyt-fuuck :undecided:
     
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    May he squat in peace.
     
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  12. Commachio

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    Logging off.
     
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  13. It's_all_Greek_to_me

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    Thomas Crapper. Sounds like a Sunderland left back from the 1920's.
     
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  14. Commachio

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    About the last time we had a decent one.
     
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