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  1. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    Rip Eric, our 3-year-old Robroski dwarf hamster. Died today, never to be forgotten <wah>
     
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    Rum & Black for 2 Champion’s League Prediction League Champion Forum Moderator

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    A dwarf hamster? They’re hardly massive in the first place! Where did he live? In a match box?

    Oh, and RIP Eric. He will be missed.
     
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    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    I tried to fit him in a box of Swan vesta but even dwarf hamster Eric was too big for it. Poor Eric, he was a real fighter, he had survived being bullied by his twin (who we had to get rid of two years ago after he starved poor Eric to near death). Eric will receive a funeral befitting of such a hero dwarf hamster.
     
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    RIP Eric. I will wear my trousers at half mast as a sign of respect.
     
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    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    <laugh> Thank you General.
     
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    4E4C1467-1A6D-49A3-BD5B-9FAE898AD244.gif
     
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  7. Ghostinthehouse

    Ghostinthehouse Well-Known Member

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    I'm surprised you're allowed to have a pet.
    Did you ever have one as a child.....
    Just asking...<ok>
     
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  8. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    <laugh> You must have a good memory?
     
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  9. Ghostinthehouse

    Ghostinthehouse Well-Known Member

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    Nah, Trev will tell you I'm senile, so my memory has long gone.
    I even forget which account I'm using <divvy>
    Seriously though, and its obviously a guess - did you have a Goldfish?
     
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    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    <laugh> Aye, I won it at the school fayre. I think it ended up down the netty :undecided:​
     
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    Heed well known cheat

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    You strike me as the CAT type not a hammy lover.
     
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  12. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    Aye I sure love the pussy :tongue:
     
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  13. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter Forum Moderator

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    Did he have nice tits?
     
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    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    <laugh> wtf <laugh>
     
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    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter Forum Moderator

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    Sorry thought this was the ‘fergies Ill thread’ and we were talking about sky sports tits.
     
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    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    It's befitting such a fine dwarf hamster as Eric that he will soon have more replies than the great Sir Alex Ferguson.
     
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    Deservedly so, it puts your own mortality into context.
    BTW is it true that Eric was named after a certain Mr Gates.....
     
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    He’s probably bigger than Gatesy.
     
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    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    NOOOOO! More like King Eric. How fitting that he has now had more replies than fergie.
     
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    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    He certainly had a better complexion than that old smog monster.
     
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