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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by VenomPD, Jan 25, 2010.

  1. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    I'm away to Rio at the start of March. Anyone been before? I've never been but the boys I'm going with have and reckon it's magic.
     
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  2. Bhoy From Brum

    Bhoy From Brum Well-Known Member

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    Full of gun toting ****s & birds with peachy bums <ok>
     
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  3. u can get pure coke for about 3 quid a gram. birds are amazin. bit of a dodgy place tho, love to go mind
     
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  4. Frank The Tank

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    My Dad worked there for 3 years, he said its magic and the women are stunning.

    Be very vigilant though and do not get left on your own, ever. Also, wear a ****ing crash helmet on all taxi journeys. If you hire a car lock your doors at all times or you'll get jacked at the lights.

    Keep around a fivers worth of cash on you thats easily accessed in case you get mugged (likely)

    Have fun.
     
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  5. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    Someone told me to go to roadjunky.com. Pretty much what you've just said. My mate has paid for the apartment already so just need my flight. Looking forward to getting kidnapped.
     
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  6. DCooper7

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    Cracking bit in Mr Jolly lives next door.Whilst trying to flee the scene of Dreamytime escorts.Eddy asks Rick where they are fleeing to and he says quick pack everything we are going to Rio.brilliant.
     
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  7. Kim Jong Il

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    rough as **** <ok>

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    but worth it <rape>
     
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  8. watch out for AIDS. pretty high rates over there, almost as high as paisley
     
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  9. Frank The Tank

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    Watch City of God before you go <ok>
     
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  10. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    Apartment he's rented:

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  11. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    Frank - I've got it on DVD. Almost made me not want to go. But my mate is always over there and his other mate lives in Rio.
     
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  12. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    "Her name is Rio and she dances on the sand".

    Great Song By Duran Duran, a bunch of ponces with make up, well past their sell by date but a good song is a good song.
     
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  13. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    Girvan - Isn't that Greenock?
     
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  14. Frank The Tank

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    The dvd made me want to go even more. The rave at the end looks class.

    That apartment is top notch, you'll get some latina lovelys in that hot tub. Think I'll just turn up as well <ok>
     
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  15. Kim Jong Il

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    i have that ****e song stuck in my head now. ****er <ok>
     
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  16. BolloBollo

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    fit burds, nice weather and cheap ching.... I don't see the appeal!
     
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