It was a rhetorical question.
The Premiership doesn't exist.
We have an outside chance of staying up. Would you explode if it happened or just take it out on a family member as per? Even if we go down, you seem to think that precludes me from visiting the page of a Premier League team- that's not how the internet works.
Peter Osgood's first stint at Chelsea finished 39 years ago, so it's safe to assume you are at least in your forties. What do you really get out of calling people petty names like "nonce" and "pikey" on a forum in the manner of a 12 year-old who has just heard the word for the first time?
It's United fans that give her indoors a black eye when they lose a game or an argument, or call the police
