right,

what the **** am i getting my mrs?

my total available time in glasgow is about 2hours tomorrow before i head up north then i can maybe **** off on the friday and get something, although inverness isnt exactly paris, london or new york for shopping.

i'm seriously considering buying an old ps2 and a copy of killzone at the minute

 

Get her a tube-a-lube and tell her that her arse rape won't be as painful, just as a wee treat

 

i cant get her the same thing i got her for christmas last year ffs

 

You want a serious idea or a joke again?

 

Is this still on the " buying my wife to be a wedding present theme ".....if so I suggest a book on wedding etiquette , with a touching personal note written by you on the inside which says something along the lines of " right , show me where the **** it says the bride and groom buy each other wedding presents "

 

I've never heard of a bride and groom exchanging wedding gifts, must be a new thing.

anyway, you tell her that you have the rest of your lives together to buy each other things.

I say rest of your lives, obviously going by yesterday's picture you've got untill she realises what a terrible mistake she has made......6 months say

 

by her a SNES and mariokart

 

the killzone idea is serious. we used to play that all the time before i traded it fot the xbox. i was thinking of a subscription to good housekeeping but i think that might be one of those things i think is hilarious but actually pisses her off a lot. might still be worth it though.

so far i'm going with photo frames for wedding stuff (bit crap), might get some jewellry from urban outfitters (not bad) and after that its all blank. her birthday is a wk after as well but frankly she's not got a hope of anything that isnt sold in berlin

 

Yeah I'm gonna jump in on this thread too. J-Celtic's birthday next Tuesday. I need to improve on last years present. A card. I signed it too

 

the mariokart idea was also seriuos. its one of the best games of all time, think how old it is and you can still play it, SEGA never had a look in back then

 

good point nev but i think i'm gonna go with the ps2 those were happy days, smugly taking her out of the game with a perfectly timed grenade droped over a wall. we'll then have a ds, 3 laptops, an xbox, a ps2 and a wii

i'll just go into urban outfitters find the most atractive sales wifey there and get her to soort my life out

good housekeeping can be a suprise in the post, its only £30

 

Good Housekeeping- Done

this wedding malarky is a piece of piss

 

Does she have one of those sweetie bracelets? That's a decent present, plus you could buy her a charm for it on every anniversary.

http://www.linksoflondon.com/online-shop/women/bracelets

The one at £110 is the buck standard one, but it's nice. Rox in the Argyll Arcade sell them. That's where mine was bought for me.

Oh and all good people have birthdays next week.

 

that has given me an idea though. cheers big ears

 

Welcome x