... Called Mornington Crescent. But first looking at the sheer number of letters raining down on us it seems that the Scrabble factory has exploded again... But we do have this letter from a Mrs. Trellis ofNorth Wales. It reads "Dear Mrs McCartney: My, what a terrible mess. You must be kicking yourself." Right, on with the game. We'll be playing Mortimer's Variation Version 4 which we recently uncovered in a car boot sale in Essex. For those of you familiar with version 3, please note this fixes the glitch where the game crashes if you invoke a northern approach at Bermondsey; because as you all know it is not possible. We'll begin at Leicester Square... Good luck!