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Ridiculing Arsenal to Become a Hate Crime...

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  1. good kop red kop

    good kop red kop Active Member

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    Usual mildly amusing stuff from The Daily Mash. Funny, unless it happens to feature LFC, of course... GKRK

    Ridiculing Arsenal to become a hate crime

    19-09-11

    ARSENAL are to be granted legal protection from the relentless taunts of opposing fans, it has been confirmed.

    Defeat once again blamed on the wrong type of corner flag

    Publicly enjoying Arsenal's embarrassment will now be classed as a hate crime after Arsene Wenger's side were beaten 4-3 by a Blackburn team whose last victory was during the Crimean War.

    Blackburn fan Wayne Hayes said: "Watching the match was like watching somebody kicking a child's wheelchair down the steps of the Eiffel Tower for 90 minutes, only far less entertaining than that actually sounds.

    "Imagine a fat, middle-aged bloke like me pulling Lindsay Lohan. It would be impossible to enjoy the experience as I'd be unable to ignore the depths to which she had sunk."

    The FA has agreed to extend the scope of their Let's Kick Racism Out Of Football campaign to include a Can Everyone Please Stop Pointing At Koscielny And Giggling section.

    Ex footballers will also tour schools to promote a more tolerant attitude toward the team and explain that playing for Arsenal could happen to anybody.

    An FA spokesman said: "On the face of it, it's easy to laugh at Wenger's crestfallen incomprehension and his magisterial inability to shoulder any of the blame, to titter about the team's complete absence of backbone and to guffaw at the gulf between them and the top teams they used to compete against."
     
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  2. SupaMcGooner

    SupaMcGooner Active Member

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    From a Liverpool fan <doh><laugh>

    Did you just copy and paste this & then change the Liverpool related words to Arsenal ones?
     
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  4. Ze

    Ze Well-Known Member

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    Calm down mate, it's a funny article on another website. You've got to learn to laugh at yourselves otherwise the next few years will be very tough for yourself as a supporter.
     
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  5. luvgonzo

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    Some fans seem to appreciate the Mash others don't, when I post these on the Arsenal board they usually find it funny. Spurs fans do not.
     
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  6. Kyle?

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    Thats because spuds suffer from an inferiority complex.
     
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    I'm perfect calm thank you <ok>

    "Calm down" now that's funny <laugh>
     
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    Page_Moss_Kopite Well-Known Member

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    No mate,The Daily Mash decided it was a good time to kick Arsenal fans in the plums.

    And lets face it Le Arse have gone backwards during Arsene's quest to build a team of Wengers Whippersnappers to try and match Fergies Fledgelings.

    Its a bit of fun lad.
     
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    lazarus20000 Well-Known Member

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    Spot on mate. You need to have a sense of humour especially when your teams going through a tough period like ours. I thought the QPR one was funnier though.....
     
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    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    SupaMcGooner Active Member

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    Yes I noticed your sense of humour of the "Another 14 years of Wenger?" fred
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  12. SupaMcGooner

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    Ok fair play, I clearly don't have a sense of humour
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    However I still maintain if you swapped Arsenal for Liverpool it would still work almost as well <nahnah>
     
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    Page_Moss_Kopite Well-Known Member

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    "almost" being the key word.

    <whistle>
     
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  14. lazarus20000

    lazarus20000 Well-Known Member

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    Take a chill pill mate. We're all a little annoyed at whats happening at Arsenal. It's good to vent!
     
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    They do have some funny stuff, that one though is only average at best, could have done alot more with it.. worth a shot for a laugh though of course..
     
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  16. good kop red kop

    good kop red kop Active Member

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    Spot on, Ze. I did make the point that it's not that funny when the shoe's on the other foot at beginning of the post etc. It's actually good to see that most of the Gooner responses are fairly stoical - jeez, we've got to be able to laugh at ourselves.... GKRK.
     
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    The mash is excellent stuff. I giggled throughout that though I think it would appeal even more to Gooners if you replaced Koscielny with Djourou!
     
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  18. SupaMcGooner

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    I AM CHILLED!!! <grr>

    Seriously, please take you're own advise <ok>
     
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    good kop red kop Active Member

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    Typical lazy journalism, even from the BBC:

    Wenger - "I have had 14 years at this club and kept them 14 years in the Champions League. I hope it lasts another 14."

    Not sure that equates to the headline - 'Arsene Wenger wants 'another 14 years' at Arsenal'

    GKRK
     
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