Ricky Hatton in rehab

**** that. so wit he drinks and takes ching. who disny?

 

I disny take ching

He's a fat waster now

 

u dont want to take it. its pish and leaves u skint. av cut down big time but a didny got to ****in rehab.

 

Nev, you need to be famous to go to rehab He's only going there so his advertisers and the boxing regulators see he's making an effort to change his ways

He loses advertising deals and his license to box, or even promote boxing fights if he doesn't go to rehab

 

it's the pies that'll kill him anyway.

an outed celeb going to rehab is the least sincere gesture in the ****ing world

 

**** sake he's a multi millionaire. move to the ****in seychelles and enjoy ur life instead of gettin blitzed in ****hole pubs and eatin kebabs for breakfast. he was in sydney when a was there and he was drinkin in the ****tiest dingiest boozer in the whole city. get a grip.

 

stoopid is as stoopid does nev

 

I've hardly touched the charleston since TitP.

Did anyone ever see Hatton on Gordon Ramsey? The breakfast he was eating was diabolical. I'm not a skinny **** myself but what he was eating was just pure greed. That's how people become addicts they can't control their intake because they're bottling ****s who have no self control.

If Ricky Hatton is one thing he's a bottling ****. Could have been a world-class fighter and remember for years if he'd cared enough. Instead he'll be remembered as a down-to-Earth guy who have a decent boxing career.

 

....who died of a heart attack in his 40's sitting on the toilet eating burger

 

Funny because it's probably going to come true...

Death by fatness is a **** way to go. But death by fatness on the toilet just takes all the mystique away from you if you're in the Public eye. Nobody thinks of Vegas or a quiff when someone says "Elvis" you think "Fat **** who shat his bowels down the lavvy then croaked"

 

did big elvis not get forced into doin all those vegas shows to pay off his managers gambling debts?

 

dying on the bogs not a bad idea as there's a fair chance you'll crap yourself when you go anyway. if anything its quite thoughtful

 

LR's Guide To Considerate Death.

 

there are a few top tips, if you're going to top yourself for instance dont do it in the family home, that's just inconsiderate and it'll upset the kids (assuming you havent murdered them). try not to croak in the middle of nowhere as you'll be a **** to carry out. dont do it whilst on holiday (this is a total hassle), in a fire isnt bad, it means you're not as drainy and the coffin weighs less at the funeral

i could go on