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Richard keys

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  1. Toonitus

    Toonitus Well-Known Member

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    I am starting to find Richard Keys to be hilarious !!!!

    Richard Keys writing on his own personal blog:

    “…you knew I was going to mention it – what about Brucey?

    Newcastle fans must be hating what he’s doing!

    “He’s proving that not only Rafa can manage that club.

    “He’s 10 points better off than the Toon weren’t this stage last season – and there’s not a hint of turmoil behind the scenes.

    “I had hoped one or two of you serial abusers in the North East might’ve had the good grace to withdraw some of your vile abuse.

    “No – I’m kidding.

    “I knew you wouldn’t but I do hope the rest of your season continues as it is now.

    Oh – and you never know, Santa might yet have a surprise for you.”
     
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    cronemeister Well-Known Member

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    He's obviously seen your avatar mate !

    Seriously tho, he's a ****ing grade 'A' arse clown. He knows nowt, he has no inside sources. People like him and Piers Morgan need to stay off of twitter.....and just basically out of the public eye full stop. Although I do find Piers quite amusing at times.
     
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  3. LiamO

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    He's a hairy- handed arse-wipe!!
     
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  4. Toonitus

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    why does he hate the toon so much though it's a bit much
     
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  5. Roland Deschain

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    Keys is extremely obnoxious but does it to get a rise. Sadly, that doesn't really work on Twitter, because it's faceless trolling so all you really invite is an awful lot of often hilarious abuse.

    Anyway, although Keys probably knows nowt, I am of the same belief as our own Brucie, that the club is almost sold and the first we hear about it will be when its' done. Why?

    - Ashley has disappeared from the ground.
    - GACP set up a very relevant investment arm.
    - Man City have just attracted US investment.
    - The free ticket incentive.
    - The rumoured timelines from the City
    - The rebranding of Sports Direct (NUFC association has nothing whatsoever to do with this "Frasers" branding Ashley's going with)
     
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    Frasers@St. James Park
     
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  7. Roland Deschain

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    St. Frasers Park.
     
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  8. Toonitus

    Toonitus Well-Known Member

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    I also would add that de grosa selling his part in Bordeaux is another sign of things on going in the back ground … if it was to be GACP we won't be any better off , but I like the fact they will invest in youth.
     
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    the Bournemouth lad was linked too
     
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    Darren Peacock’s Ponytail Well-Known Member

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    great. Another non winger winger
     
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  11. Toonitus

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    i don't rate him at all he but hesgot to be better back up than atsu
     
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    Every time I hear about Richard Keys, I can't help but think about him getting fired from his dream job.
    The silly bugger.
     
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  13. Albert's Chip Shop

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    he has hairy hands and ****ed his daughters best mate behind his cancer stricken wife’s back.

    he’s a gorilla ****.
     
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  14. Toonitus

    Toonitus Well-Known Member

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    was she fit though?
     
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    she didn’t swallow cock
     
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  16. Toonitus

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    no point then just a waste of a human being
     
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  17. Welshie

    Welshie Chavcunt fanboy dickhead

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    Imo nothing ventured nothing gained.
     
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    I've seen him play a lot as live near Dean court. He's actually really good. Fans love him too as gets right stuck in. He's probably off in Jan because his contract is coming up but I had head a lot of talk that he was off to Liverpool (presumably to sit on the bench)
     
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  19. Welshie

    Welshie Chavcunt fanboy dickhead

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    Who is this famous "Bournemouth lad", did his parents bestow him a name?
     
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    He will definitely not go to Liverpool he is not good enough for them, but will be available. He can see a pass, a reasonable crosser, scores goals, and has much improved positional play. However, although much better than Almiron, I think Brucie could find better.
     
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