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Richard keys has the hands of a neanderthal!

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by pgakev, Jan 25, 2011.

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  1. pgakev

    pgakev Active Member

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    I have always thought that Richard Keys had the hairy hands of some Neanderthal-type throwback!! It now seems he also has a brain to go with the HAIRY PALMS! Good riddance to him and Gray!! :grin::emoticon-0126-nerd::cheesy:
     
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  2. Tiote's Witch Doctor

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    The whole thing has been blown massively out of proportion, but at the same time I'm chuffed because Keys, and especially Gray, are ****ers of the highest order! Good riddance.

    No longer will we have to hear phrases such as "if that shot had beat the keeper it would have been a goal" Any other pearls of wisdom anyone remembers of Andy?
     
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  3. 5 Goals 1 Hat Trick 11 Heroes-NUFC4LIFE

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    "If you never hit the target , you're never gonna score!"

    For ****'s sake , one wonders how he ever got the job in the first place..
     
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  4. Rafa's Championship Party

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    Andy Gray is a twat, use to like him when I first watched football on SKY, but he's got more and more annoying throughout the years, he'll get a contract off ITV or Channel 5 no doubt.
     
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  5. Tiote's Witch Doctor

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    He never made any secret of his hatred towards us on air aswell, its a case of anything we do right being luck rather than good play... or our opposition having an off day, I certainly wont miss the fat know nowt ****er.

    I often wonder how he got the job aswell, proabably bullshitted his way through the interview with his fascinating facts.
     
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    can't argure with that he's a sexiest as well <ok>
     
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    /shoo necromancer.
     
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  8. You'veBeenTiote'd

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    "That's the first goal of the game and it's 1-0"...Jesus talk about filler!
     
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    Perhaps he and Keys 'smashed' the female interviewer?
     
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    The hands for radio
     
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