Yesterday you may have heard I will try to Rhyme and I'll keep my word To friend and Foe and in between I will not try to make a scene Tis my intention to amuse Pulis lovers I will no abuse Unless the post some very silly I'll reply with a carefree willy-nilly To those who earn an honest crust No more of "in TP we Trust No more cuddly Uncle Peter Fill that corner as an all seater Oh - here's one I did earlier Of KJ and Cole, whose the burlier Pulis thought T'will come to naught Thinking's not Tone's strongest suit Who will pair who, don't give a hoot If the chump does buy Cole Either KJ or JW wiil face the dole One will go fishing, probably for tench The other will just be warming the bench
