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Retract all your George Boyd abuse here

Discussion in 'Hull City' started by Stuart Blampey, Feb 21, 2013.

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  1. Stuart Blampey

    Stuart Blampey Well-Known Member

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    Gypo

    Puff

    Fanny

    ****er

    Caravan-dweller

    Gaylord etc

    Come on, you know you want to....:grin:
     
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    Stuart Blampey, Feb 21, 2013
  2. The FRENCH TICKLER

    The FRENCH TICKLER Well-Known Member

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    Leave this thread for Chazz then. Boyds No.1 fan....NOT.
     
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    The FRENCH TICKLER, Feb 21, 2013
  3. Hank Scorpio

    Hank Scorpio Well-Known Member

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    Would he mind if we sang the wheels on your house go round and round?
     
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    Hank Scorpio, Feb 21, 2013
  4. Erik

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    Got to have a song about a guide dog for the chap
     
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    Erik, Feb 21, 2013
  5. Hank Scorpio

    Hank Scorpio Well-Known Member

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    There was a player who had a guide dog and George Boyd was his name-o. B-O-Y-D-O, B-O-Y-D-O, B-O-Y-D-O. And George Boyd was his name-o.

    Ok that was ****. I had to add the "O" because it didn't fit.
     
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    Hank Scorpio, Feb 21, 2013
  6. Hank Scorpio

    Hank Scorpio Well-Known Member

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    To the Tune of Pinball wizard

    Ever since he was a young boy he played professional football
    From Peterborough down the Brighton- he must've played them all
    But you ain't seen nothing like him
    That lanky, blind kid, sure plays a mean football.

    Again not one of the best efforts.
     
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    Hank Scorpio, Feb 21, 2013
  7. originallambrettaman

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    I quite like that one, though you seem to have skipped a line.
     
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    originallambrettaman, Feb 21, 2013
  8. Geo's Ice Cream Van

    Geo's Ice Cream Van Well-Known Member

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    Just looked on the official website, Boyd's training kit sponsor is SpecSavers.
     
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    Geo's Ice Cream Van, Feb 21, 2013
  9. johnbo

    johnbo Well-Known Member

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    hope he can find is way here
     
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    johnbo, Feb 21, 2013
  10. mauled1904

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    Ever since he was a young boy he's played pro football
    From boro down the Brighton- he must've played them all
    But you ain't seen nothing like him
    Not that we recall
    That lanky, blind kid, sure plays a mean football.

    Bit of a tweak with the missing line, sure someone can adapt it better
     
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    mauled1904, Feb 21, 2013

  11. Hank Scorpio

    Hank Scorpio Well-Known Member

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    Hey! hey! No nicking my credit for originality :)
     
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    Hank Scorpio, Feb 21, 2013
  12. mauled1904

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    not nicking it, enhancing it....haha
     
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    mauled1904, Feb 21, 2013
  13. Steven Toast

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    That lanky, gypsy, blind kid (original line is deaf dumb and blind kid)
     
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    Steven Toast, Feb 21, 2013
  14. hongkongfooi

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    To the forest fans
    Can you see
    Can you see
    Can you see our Georgey boyd
     
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    hongkongfooi, Feb 21, 2013
  15. AKCJ

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    He always gets stick from Leicester fans.

    Mainly because he's **** <whistle>
     
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    AKCJ, Feb 21, 2013
  16. originallambrettaman

    originallambrettaman Mod Moderator
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    We're talking about Boyd, not Konchesky, do keep up.
     
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    originallambrettaman, Feb 21, 2013
  17. AKCJ

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    <laugh>

    Come on OLM. You can give a better comeback than that.


    That's Tickler standard. Almost as low as Charlie's best efforts.
     
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    AKCJ, Feb 21, 2013
  18. originallambrettaman

    originallambrettaman Mod Moderator
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    Now that's just nasty, you know perfectly well that I'd have to be in a coma to post a Tickler comeback.
     
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    originallambrettaman, Feb 21, 2013
  19. AKCJ

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    <laugh> True.
     
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    AKCJ, Feb 21, 2013
  20. Jaggro

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    I reckon you have to much spare time on your hands AKCJ <laugh>
     
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