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Discussion in 'Leeds United' started by TC (Lovely Geezer), Jun 21, 2012.

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  1. TC (Lovely Geezer)

    TC (Lovely Geezer) Well-Known Member

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    Mr White
    Mr Brown
    Mr Green

    and Mr Black Pudding

    Mr. Black Pudding: "Listen, I appreciate what,you guys are doin' for me, but I was wonderin' when I can come back and, you know, do some real work.
    Sean: Well, that's hard to say, It's kind of a strange time now. Things are a little...
    Nice Guy Kenny: They're a little ****ed-up is what they are. Listen we got a big meetin' goin' down in Monaco right now.
    Sean: Just let Kenny for now set you up in Long Beach, get you some donuts, Get this Scagnetti **** off your back, and then we can start talkin' okay? Huh?
    Nice Guy Kenny: Listen daddy, I got an idea. Now just hear me out. Now, I know you don't like usin' your feet on jobs like these, but Ross has been nothin' but good luck for us. The guy's a ****in' rabbits foot for cryin' out loud. I'd like to have him in. You know he's reliable and you damn well know trust him.
    Sean: [pause] How would you feel about pulling off a job with Brentford?
    Mr. Black Pudding: I'd feel great about it.
     
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    TC (Lovely Geezer), Jun 21, 2012
  2. OLOF

    OLOF Well-Known Member

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    Great thread Mr Pink ,<ok>
     
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    OLOF, Jun 21, 2012
  3. TC (Lovely Geezer)

    TC (Lovely Geezer) Well-Known Member

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    The BIG question is - will Brentford take a punt on Mr Black Pudding?
     
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    TC (Lovely Geezer), Jun 21, 2012
  4. MIGHTY

    MIGHTY Del-Boy

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    Green
    White
    Brown
    and a fan base full of plums

    I reckon it was Olof in the kitchen with a dagger <ok>



    this aint a football board its a cludo board <laugh>
     
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    MIGHTY, Jun 21, 2012
  5. TC (Lovely Geezer)

    TC (Lovely Geezer) Well-Known Member

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    I reckon it was Ken in the boardroom with a hatchett.
     
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    TC (Lovely Geezer), Jun 21, 2012
  6. Jerel Ifil

    Jerel Ifil Well-Known Member

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    Whereas Millwall are just going to be MAROONED in the relegation zone next season. <cheers>
     
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    Jerel Ifil, Jun 21, 2012
  7. Millwallsteve

    Millwallsteve Waterloo's Finest
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    No change there then! <laugh>
     
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  8. Millwallsteve

    Millwallsteve Waterloo's Finest
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    Above Leeds <nahnah>

    <laugh>
     
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    Millwallsteve, Jun 21, 2012
  9. Jerel Ifil

    Jerel Ifil Well-Known Member

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    Above Leeds in the 'goals conceded' table now our defence is getting sorted, maybe.
     
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  10. Millwallsteve

    Millwallsteve Waterloo's Finest
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    Your defence sorted - never in a million years mate! <whistle>
     
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    Millwallsteve, Jun 21, 2012

  11. bucks_is_leeds

    bucks_is_leeds Jonny big spuds
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    Dont forget Mr Redders <laugh>
     
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    bucks_is_leeds, Jun 21, 2012
  12. TC (Lovely Geezer)

    TC (Lovely Geezer) Well-Known Member

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    Or Mr Pughce <laugh>
     
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    TC (Lovely Geezer), Jun 21, 2012
  13. MIGHTY

    MIGHTY Del-Boy

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    So its cludo time on the Leeds board,

    solve the mystery,,,,who kills Ken Bates <yikes>

    Main suspects
    Bigfatboab drowns Ken in a vat of tomato ketchup his main sauce,,,,,
    Oneleeds strangled Ken for stealing his faith....
    Farsleyexile stabs Ken for forcing him to leave Farsley,,,,
    Lifecheshirewhite (cheese) poisons Ken with arsenic for calling him Red Leicester,,,,
    Bucks is Leeds Shoots Ken for fraud after making him spend all his bucks watching so called footy at E.R.

    WHO DO YOU THINK IT WILL BE ? do have any suspects of your own ?
     
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    MIGHTY, Jun 21, 2012
  14. Jerel Ifil

    Jerel Ifil Well-Known Member

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    Marko with a lumphammer in a psychopathic, ginger rage. No doubt about it. <ok>
     
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    Jerel Ifil, Jun 21, 2012
  15. MIGHTY

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    Play the game jerel there has to be a pun in there somewhere <ok>
     
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    MIGHTY, Jun 21, 2012
  16. MIGHTY

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    Ellandback stabs Ken for taking Leeds to hell and there looks like no way back.......
     
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    MIGHTY, Jun 21, 2012
  17. Jerel Ifil

    Jerel Ifil Well-Known Member

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    Donnie Marko?

    Best I can do at short notice.
     
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    Jerel Ifil, Jun 21, 2012
  18. MIGHTY

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    TC finds Ken collapsed on the floor but revives him because millwall fans think he is a lovely geezer.....
     
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    MIGHTY, Jun 21, 2012
  19. Farsleyexile

    Farsleyexile Well-Known Member

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    Wasn`t me mi`lord i`m exiled in Filey,would`ve loved to be guilty of this crime;)
     
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    Farsleyexile, Jun 21, 2012
  20. lifecheshirewhite

    lifecheshirewhite Cheese

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    I believe it was TC,who put germs on kens jellied eel pie.And he did it for money.
    Over heard him say he did it for Ger-m-any.
     
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