On this day of the April Fool Much better as a general rule, To disregard all Stories, short or tall And try to keep a head that´s cool For no doubt PL´s on his way To somewhere or other in May, And Holt will retire To sit by the fire Munching on his curds and whey And Wes will be off back to Eire Where the air is an awful lot clearer, And grass greener too There he will do A job as a lawnmower repairer These, and others in their prime Might surface today any time, So take with a pinch Of salt, and don´t flinch On this day, it is not a crime. OTBC
Will do Dave, you too, in fact I thought the day had started early this year, when I read that QPR had beaten Arsenal 2-1 yesterday