BRAZILIAN SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP 2010 Pinnochio Libero Vimto Memento Borneo Tango Cheerio Subbuteo Scenario Fellatio Portfolio SUBS: Placebo Porno Polio Banjo Brasso Stereo (L) Stereo (R) Hydrochlorofluoro Aristotle Computersezno YUGOSLAVIAN SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP 2010 Itch Annoyingitch Hardtoreachitch Scratchanitch Hic Sic Spic Pric Digaditch Fallinaditch Horseraditch SUBS: Mowapitch Letsgetrich Shagabitch RUSSIAN SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP 2010 Whodyanicabolicov Ticlycov Chesticov Nasticov Slalomsky Downhillsky Risky Swedishshev Mastershev ****ov Ufuckov SUBS: Rubitov Gechakitov Sodov Pastryshev Najinsky Ivorripabollockov Taykitov ROMANIAN SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP 2010 Chatanoogaciouciou Atishiou Blessiou Thankyiou Busqueue Snookercu Pennyciou Twoapennyciou Fourapennyciou I'llgetciou Youandwhosarmi SUBS: U NonU ManU Stuffyiou Lee Kwan Yu DANISH SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP 2010 Toomanigoalssen Tryandstopussen Crapdefenssen Haveagossen Firstsson Seccondsson Thirdsson Legshurtssen Notroubleseeingussen Wherestheballssen Getthebeerssen SUBS: Howmanygoalsisthatssen Finallygaveupcountinssen Hurryupandblowthewhistlessen Yourelatedtoalexfergusonssen ITALIAN SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP 2010 Baloni Potbelli Beerbelli Giveitsumwelli Wotsontelli Yrarseissmelli Onetoomani Legslikejelli Havabenni Wobblijelli Spendapenni SUBS: Cantthinkofani!!! Buggermi MEXICAN SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP 2010 San Francisco Costa Brava Hopelez Juan Andonly Manuel Gearbox Don Criformi-Argentina Skrewdigalz Luis Canon Sombrero Chihuahua Jose SUBS: Jesus Maria Don Key Burrito Speedy Gonzalez Tequila Caramba DUTCH SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP 2010 Kenning van Hire Van Diemansland Van der Valk Van Gard Van Erealdizeez Ad van Tagus Hertz van Rental Transit van Dors Van Coova Van Sprokendown Aye van Hoe SUBS: Van Iller Van Ishincreme Van Morrison Two players who are not included are Russian hard-man Sendimov, who will be serving a three-month suspension, and the hard-working Mexican midfielder, Manuel Labor. There is no place in the Dutch squad for lesbian tranny, Dick van Dyke. The young Dutch star Per Vert has been excluded from the squad, after he was discovered in the back streets of Amsterdam with his finger in a dyke. GERMANY SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP 2010 KUNTS KUNTS KUNTS KUNTS KUNTS KUNTS KUNTS KUNTS KUNTS KUNTS KUNTS SUBS: KUNTS KUNTS KUNTS KUNTS KUNTS KUNTS
This off season is turning us stir crazy! But seriously, there's some good work there. How about giving us a Chinese team.
