So you've popped ya clogs and have to choose your next life as some other animal. What would be a canny gig, what would be ****e? A lion seems canny. Sleep all day, wake up for a ****e or a shag. All the mingers gan out and catch your dinner. You get all the prime cuts in a eat all you can buffet. Then gan back to kip. I dont fancy being a chicken, that seems pretty ****e, casually minding your own buisness, next thing you know some twat is trying to put you in a pot. Every ****er eats chickens, so sod that. Also being a golfish seems pretty naff. So a lion cool, a chicken not cool.
I'd be a grizzly bear no ****ing problem. Too big to be worried about any other predators, just got to watch out for the hunters. When it starts getting cold you just huddle up in your cave for three months kip. When you wake up, you catch the salmon run & just eat & shag until autumn. What better life could you want? They even get pissed on the berries they eat. Perfect life being a bear.
Probably, but thinking about it, it must be canny ****e being an otter. Always looking in but not actuall doing much. Just a few daft squaks and random otter noises. Plus everymeal is fish. Think i'd get bored of that pretty rapidly. And they only have little legs. Nah being an otter seems pretty ****. Not as **** as being a goldfish mind.
Ecologists are worried about declining numbers of otters there is a problem with pollution in rivers (ppp chemical?) and the otter penises are getting smaller so they are not mating as succesfully as they used to.
That's a common misconception. I was in the army with quite a few black otters & they weren't all well hung. Communal showers yer naar.
What about beavers. Do otters and beavers live in harmony, or is it like an episode of fish wars? Anyone fancy being a hairy beaver?
