Reincarnation

Do you believe in it? If so, what would you like to come back as in your next life?

I'd like to be a seagull.* Eating chips and stealing kid's ice cream cones. Much better than being a pigeon.





* I know there's no such thing as a seagull before some pedantic **** points it out.

 

A rapist.

 

I already have been reincarnated. In a previous life I was an astronaut.

Next time I want to come back as a black panther as my natural stealthy and sleek motion would be becoming of such a predator.

 

From papist to rapist in one easy motion.

 

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_birds_displaying_homosexual_behavior

Plenty of gulls there Julian.

 

Pubic lice

 

A whore, getting ****ed and getting paid for it, it'll make a change.

 

hullo doll

 

You mean you usually let men **** you for free? A novel concept that Tina is not familiar with.

 

I'd like to come back as me again.

 

To reclaim all ya digits?

 

Nope, widny change a thing. It's been a helluva ride first time round and I want to go again.

 

A racehorse

 

Well worked out Baldy.

Astronauts were on the the go long before 1969 you stupid ****.

 

I wonder what a psychiatrist would say about this?

 

I don't.

 

1965 was when I was born. Only Dev on here was born in the 50's.

 

Something along the lines of "he's completely mental - as is the man who started the thread in the first place and said he wanted to be a seagull" I would imagine