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Regrets....

Discussion in 'Queens Park Rangers' started by Queenslander!!, Jun 22, 2012.

  1. Queenslander!!

    Queenslander!! Well-Known Member

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    So here i am in sunny Queensland but my world has just been shattered..

    I have 2 boys, aged 11 & 7. Both Rangers fans, been to games as youngsters and have full kits every year. they both hate Chelsea and as such are my reason for living....

    NOW...

    My youngest (Ryan) loves sport, biggest in his class and gonna be a big boy. Currently beats up older bruv on a regular basis; but also loves him to bits...

    So....we're siting there watching some sport on tv and ryan says...dad, can we go to the stadium and watch the footie tommorow?
    I'm overwhelmed, but then realise; football (soccer) is over..
    Do you want to go watch the soccer or the footie league? i say....
    The footie league dad, its great! is the reply i get......!!

    So, my question is this. Are there any forensic pathologists out there who can tell me how to murder my child and not get caught?

    the is a QPR/Football house....!!

    Its all about sacrifice for the greater good....!
     
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  2. QPR-in-NZ

    QPR-in-NZ Active Member

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    Burn it, get a new one.
     
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  3. QPR999

    QPR999 Well-Known Member
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    He'll come back to you when the season restarts mate. Don't do anything rash just yet, its probably just a silly phase that all kids go through.
     
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  4. Eamon Holmes

    Eamon Holmes Well-Known Member

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    I'll be watching the beach volleyball during the Olympics. It doesn't mean to say I won't be at Loftus Road next season.
     
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  5. Flanman

    Flanman Well-Known Member

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    Disown him now before he brings total shame on your family and turns you into a laughing stock..
     
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  6. Sooperhoop

    Sooperhoop Well-Known Member

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    I'll have a word with Arnie, a terminator will be dispatched...:grin:
     
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  7. West London Willy

    West London Willy Well-Known Member

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    I'll be watching it in HD. I just love all these slow motion close ups you get these days... :)
     
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  8. Queenslander!!

    Queenslander!! Well-Known Member

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    ah..Beach Volley ball...th easiest way for blokes to get off whilst the misus is there...

    Sorry Beth,,,,,Do they do it for you Beth ??!!
     
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  9. The other R in Houston

    The other R in Houston Well-Known Member

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    I'm going to watch USA get smashed by the Italians on Saturday at rugby. That also doesn't mean that I'd rather be at HQ watching us, win lose or draw! Let him go I say, he'll come crawling back in August.

    Otherwise, there's always adoption....!
     
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  10. qprbeth

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    Yes absolutely, but for some bizare reason I like the boys beach volleyball....so athletic!
     
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  11. Queenslander!!

    Queenslander!! Well-Known Member

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    ok...so i currently now have ` son..prob is, my newly disowned sleeps in a dennis away top.....

    This house is hardcore QPR...can i forgive him ..esp AS MUM IS A HAMMER?!

    BOYS AR QPR....surely thats all that matters?
     
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  12. Sooperhoop

    Sooperhoop Well-Known Member

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    I'll try and cancel the terminator, trouble is he doesn't listen...<yikes>
     
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  13. QPR New York

    QPR New York Active Member

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    Kid's worth more in the black market organ transplant market.
    You could probably afford airfare and season tickets.

    I'm just sayin'
     
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  14. Uber_Hoop

    Uber_Hoop Well-Known Member

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    Expose your kids to everything and give 'em 100% support in everything they take an interest in. If I hadn't, then Uber Minor wouldn't be the ballerina he is today.
     
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  15. GoldhawkRoad

    GoldhawkRoad Well-Known Member

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    Ah, a boys beach fan. Melodic!
     
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  16. Queenslander!!

    Queenslander!! Well-Known Member

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    I think you're missing the whole point of beach volleyball Beth ?!!

    Hold on..knock on the door.......Big bloke dressed in black jacket and dark glasses........Sooopaa...you said you'd recalled him....ouch!!
     
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  17. Sooperhoop

    Sooperhoop Well-Known Member

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    Sorry!...:grin:

    [video=youtube;2o1QMSwDYU8]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2o1QMSwDYU8&feature=related[/video]
     
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  18. superhoops67

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    Queens - I reckon child protection/police are making there way to your place as we speak!<yikes>
     
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  19. Hoops Eternal

    Hoops Eternal Well-Known Member

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    You could always stick in on ebay, you never know you might get some takers!
     
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  20. Hoops Eternal

    Hoops Eternal Well-Known Member

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    I have three boys, two born in Watford, the other in Norwich. Two are hoops, number two son is a Watford fan.

    As Meatloaf so eloquently put it, "two out of three ain't bad"
     
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