How long do you think it will be before we start getting refugees fleeing north to our nice stable civilised democracy? We could set up a refugee camp in Dumfries, its a **** hole so no one would care if they wreck it too.
No-one would bother looting in Scotland, unless you want deep-fat fryers and those silly skirts you lot wear to weddings
When I first read it, I thought he meant Toby's sister which is absolutely barbaric but falls just the right side fo the sexy line
