Top referee Chris Foy to ref Stoke v Bolton. That has to be a good omen. Soft penalty for Stoke and 2 red cards for Bolton will do nicely thanks Chris mate.
Was that Foy? Great! (I'm the real deal. Mini-Me is off slobbering around the south of France somewhere. With a bit of luck he's been imprisoned by the Commie Mob that have taken power!)
Is that where hes rambling now? Gone back to his Inca Tribe I suppose. With a bit of luck hes being sacrificed to the gods as we speak. This doubling up as me is gonna get him into serious sh*t. I'll floor that cu*t when I get my hands on him.