Ref Vs West Hamlet of Bromwich

@hullcity: REFEREE: Neil Swarbrick will be taking charge of our #BPL game against @WBAFCofficial at The Hawthorns on Saturday

Bad news. He's ****.

 

Why have you called this thread ref vs west ham?

Life's bloody confusing enough as it is.

 

Isn't this what the thread is normally called? :s

 

Might be that it's West Brom....

 

If the ref doesnt even know what teams are playing he must be proper ****

 

Not when we aren't playing West Ham.

 

Also, it didn't matter what ref we got, they're all ****ing ****e.

 

Wonderful. I love comedy with a subversive & surreal feel.

 

I'm thinking of turning this thread into a film.

Ref Vs West Ham.


It'd be a bit like Eagle vs Shark.

Only less New Zealandy.

 

Eagles can't swim and sharks can't fly.

Eagle vs Honey Badger in a ground war scenario and Shark vs Crocodile in a seaborne conflict would make more sense.

Note.

I couldn't think of an animal that flies that could off an eagle.

A couple of Condors or three Albatri ( plural of albatross) but that's not a one on one gig.

Surely the above makes more sense than an Eagle vs a Shark?

 

Sorry guys. Clearly didn't read the tweet properly. Can a mod edit the title please?

 

I think i saw a couple of these films on the Syfy channel.

 

Sharkeagle can.

Do you need me to recommend you some quality films to watch??

 

They'd all be ****ed if a Sharknado rolled into town.

 

I guess the new name is close enough.

 

Gotta be Dutch

 

I foresee a high budget Eddie Eagle vs Jabberjaw movie, in an "Alien vs Predator" mould, achieving worldwide success.

Casting would be a nightmare. I'd maybe opt for Hugh Grant as Eddie & Steve Buscemi as Jabberjaw.

 

A dragon would piss on an eagle.

 

I'm sticking with Eagle vs Shark as my treatment template for Ref vs West Hamlet of Bromwich. (Much better working title BTW).

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I'm writing a lighthearted romantic comedy based on a poster who confuses the names of two rival teams, with inevitable hilarious consequences. It's not a fight to the death animal bloodbath. I'm saving that for the sequel.



There'll be belly laughs aplenty and some slightly awkward sex scenes.



Now, who to cast in the lead roles?

 

Surley youve already cast Liam Lynch as eagle
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