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  1. Albert's Chip Shop

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    gotta be the red pill for me. If I have my current knowledge I can place bets on sporting events I know the results of plus I’d buy a load of bitcoin.
     
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  2. Toonitus

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    Blue all day...
     
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  3. boxheed

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    Blue please
    Is it tax free?
    I couldn’t think of nothing worse than being a bairn again
     
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  4. Toonitus

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    I just can't be arsed with red...done it already.. I'd have to watch the toon Ashley years again also
     
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    Think it would depend upon life events following. Would I still have the same children? Etc.
     
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  6. QWOP

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    Blue. I could turn the 10M into 100M pretty easily.
     
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  7. boxheed

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    Do you want the same children, wife , girlfriend etc? :biggrin:
     
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    Red.

    My life's been good but anyone can make money, you can't buy time.
     
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  10. Prince Isak (GG)

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    Blue for me.
     
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  11. Obi Wan

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    Ah, but if you take the red pill, then you'd know EVERYTHING you do now, but back when you were 6. So you could become a billionaire. Think lotto numbers, stock markets, betting, etc.
     
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    In fact, I could have earned enough money to buy the club before Ashley did, then things coukd have been different way before PIF.
     
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    Go back and you'll **** everything up a different way.

    There is no happy ending
     
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    I like this! Although how many others red pill that can affect the future events.
     
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    Red pill never says you go back in time, just says restart. So it could mean that you revert to a 6 year old when you take the pill and retain your current knowledge...
     
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  16. Rum & Black for 2

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    What about purple?

    You go back to 16 yo and have £5M??
     
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    The thought of you knowing everything you know now, as a 6-year old, is a frightening one as well.
     
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    Anyway I would take the blue pill.

    I have always though that we revert back to the mental state of our childhoods as our bodies and minds degenerate in old age so I might as well have the 10million to go with it. If only I can remember all the knowledge I picked up on the way I will have effectively had both pills. Trouble is I can hardly remember what I had to eat yesterday so its not looking good on that front.
     
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  19. Obi Wan

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    I think you accidentally took the green pill, that turns you into Trev.
     
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