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Red Nose ****s

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  1. gas

    gas ACCOUNT DELETED Forum Moderator

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    Comic Relief Defends Its Policy As BBC Panorama Reveals It Invested In Arms Trade.

    The BBC said the documentary shows that Comic Relief's mission statement says it has a commitment to help "people affected by conflict", but in 2009 it had £630,00 in shares in BAE Systems, a leading weapons manufacturer.

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  2. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    That's, erm, the reason I don't give them any money.






    ps Every day is red nose day for Gambol.
     
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    please log in to view this image
     
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  4. Otto Flayshow

    Otto Flayshow Well-Known Member

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    I know for a fact that Lenny Henry led a ruthless team of mercenaries into Chad in 2007 in an attempt to overthrow the government and install Freddie "Parrot-Face" Davies as a puppet dictator. They only failed because Bob Carolgees and Spit the Dog got cold feet and alerted the authorities at the last minute.
     
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  5. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    I'm off for a bit of relief right now.
     
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  6. gas

    gas ACCOUNT DELETED Forum Moderator

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    It's quite a good business plan to be fair. ****s give them money, they invest in arms, 3rd world kids get killed, mutilated and orphaned, ****s get put on a guilt trip by Lenny and co and ****s give more money. So the cycle continues. They should float on the stock exchange.
     
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    Not just weapons but tobacco and alcohol as well.

    Plus of course there was Terry's salary which was kept under wraps for long enough.
     
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    The BBC charge you £1 if you send a text to them, with 70p of this money going to Comic Relief. We must assume the other 30p goes to expenses. Someone has to pay for the wealthy celebrities to travel around the world filming starving kids<ok>
     
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    It's a scam to prop up failing careers and reward then handsomely.

    Why I have never given and never will.
     
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  10. The Raging Oxter

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    Spoken like a true Aberdonian. ER once dropped a pound coin and it hit him on the back of the head.
     
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    I totally agree - and now seems like a good time to remind you all that in May 2014 I am walking from London to Brighton for charity so you can all feel free to sponsor me <whistle>.
     
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    What charity?
     
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    Otto Flayshow Well-Known Member

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    Not to mention that he was an owner of the cab company used to ferry celebs to and from the BBC studios.
     
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    BAE Systems.


    Nah - NSPCC.
     
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  15. The Raging Oxter

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    70p in every £1 goes to NSPCC.







    The other 30p will be resting in Dan's bank account.
     
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    monacoger POTY 2021

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    Do people still sponser by the mile, as I actually don't think you will make it the whole way.
     
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    <laugh>.
     
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    Some people do. Did the same distance in September but this one's meant to be a bit tougher
     
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    I am a Man Of The Earth.

    I am a nomad wandering through time and have no allegiances.

    I am all things to all people.

    The words petty and jingoistic have no place in my Dictionary Of Life.

    You have been told earthling.
     
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