Tags, you can put silly tags on every article. You can give every user anonymous rep, telling them exactly what you think about them. You can post footballing articles on the relevant part of the board and it will be taken seriously. You can post utter drivel on general chat and have the piss ripped out of you. The site doesn't crash every 2 minutes. I'm here. Go on, register an account. You know you want to.
There's a lot of guests, I'm hoping they'll perhaps look on general chat. You may be right though. Damn you.