Researchers have discovered that the worldwide shortage of sour grapes is due to a glut in the BS3 area of Bristol. Winemakers across the globe have lamented the lack of sour grapes, used in the bitterest of wines, since May of this year. However, the shortage has become particularly acute since approximately 9.45pm last night when experts declared a global emergency with not a single sour grape to be found outside of the BS3 postcode area. An emergency team sent into BS3 has come out with some truly harrowing tales to tell. Colossal mountains of sour grapes, each one being consumed by strange, stunted, web-fingered creatures dressed in red, were identified. Emergency team leader Mr C. S. F. Lanandrodaregay said: 'I've never seen such a vast quantity of sour grapes in one place, these feral creatures must have been hoarding them since last May. The beasts make this vile wailing sound whilst gorging themselves on the sour grapes, regularly defecating in their own red underwear and dragging their knuckles behind them. We had no choice but to cull these hideous monstrosities in their hundreds.' Experts are considering mining the vast reserves of sour grapes in BS3 using a process known as 'pricking', where tubes are shoved up the backsides of the strange red creatures, and water and chemicals are pumped in at high pressure to free the sour grapes and pump them out of their mouths.
I understand those sour grapes were used to make poor quality whine...........................................
very good baldee and the above made me chuckle mcgas?? is that mclovin style or mcghee style?? how do you know those in that pic was gasheads? the fact that someone spelt hasheads to me suggest its city fans as they cant spell. also who says they are having a wee? i mean is there any evidence of this? they could be all playing rubiks cube
this thread mate... http://www.not606.com/showthread.php/224275-Well-Mannered-quot-gasheads-quot it was a pic of a row of men/boys all standing next to each other pissing or pretending to piss against the red gates at ashton gate. it was on someones twitter account and the caption below said hasheads instead of gasheads so he is taking the piss out of someones spelling. original i know
So a thread where the pic doesn't actually exist. Stunning stuff. Obviously, if it's true it's childish behaviour but somehow not quite in the same league as desecrating a war memorial. Never mind, those poor old Teds need something to divert their attention away from their £50million relegation and their manager's inability to see the ****e he has playing in his defence. After all, they are the Champions Elect TM
in all fairness, the pic did exist when i seen the thread. not sure where its gone now though! a few mindless idiots desecrated the war memorial. decent city fans held a collection and paid to get it all cleaned up. fair shout to them. definately not the same league as what these few mindless "hasheads" done - if they actually urinated or was just a stunt pretending to urinate. there was nothing on the floor to suggest they actually did anything!
It's not that they pissed or not it's the thought that counts, I seem to remember the caption said" this is what hasheads do after watching the blue and white" personally if my team drew 0-0 against Scunthorpe at home and registered 1 shot on target I'd keep quiet.. but each to their own, at least we knew that the gas piss squad was in town
I doubt anyone noticed a few extra streams of piss around Trashton - the place is overflowing with piss and **** anyway!
Well done, this did make me laugh, who did you get to compose it for you because we all know you sit there with crayons up your nose Keef
