I know, if you think you are watching too much, switch it off, it's ****ing simple!! "Males are spending 2 hours a week watching porn"
"Men looking at porn for at least 10 hours a week were also more likely to say it can put them off real-life sex." Think that it's because they can't get sex that they watch 10 hours a week...not the other way round...
Ungrateful bastards don't know they're born. When I was a boy (in the 1480s) the only 'porn' that was readily available was the horror double bill at the weekend on BBC2. You usually had to sit through an old black-and-white Frankenstein or werewolf movie before you got to the main attraction: the Hammer House of Horror film. Anything made after 1970 usually guaranteed a bit of nipple. Sometimes you got a movie with plenty heaving bosom but no bare flesh, so you had to go to bed with blue balls. Bastards.
You know you've a problem when you wait till the missus goes to bed before getting stuck into it... a problem with your missus in bed being a worse option than the internet that is.
I was watching porn on the internet a few weeks ago, I was pulling the heid right off it when the manager asked me to leave. That's the last time I go to an internet cafe, Joe Public is far to quick to take offence nowadays.
Indeed. I can understand the smoking ban in public places, but no one ever died from passive masturbation.
