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Really important stats thread

Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by haslam, Jul 23, 2020.

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  1. haslam

    haslam Well-Known Member

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    Following some very important stats that I've noticed in a respected posters signature I was wondering what cr@p stats and records you can come up with about your own team?

    Make them up if you want, people do.

    I'll start with this showing of strength regarding NUFC:

    "Most points in a season by a team promoted in the previous season - 77"

    We also won the most corners ever recorded in a 7 game stretch of games from January 96 to March 96. This i feel needs to be part of my sig. I may alter it after this process.
     
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  2. Welshie

    Welshie Chavcunt fanboy dickhead

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    Newcastle have the biggest fattest ugliest **** for an owner in the league

    An important stat
     
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    Quesadaad Well-Known Member

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    Haslam’s number of ****e threads and posts increases ten fold during the summer holidays.
     
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    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    36-25-37 ...

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    I was at this game and this goal has the amazing stats of 22 passes, involving every member of the team, without Ipswich touching the ball from kick off.

     
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    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    Good player <whistle>
     
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  7. haslam

    haslam Well-Known Member

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    Forgot about that. Now we're cooking on gas.
     
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    Spurlock Homeboy
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    Spurs

    2017 calendar year PL champions
     
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    We had the highest points total to have not earned a CL place under Bob Martin - 72
     
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    Tobes Warden
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    Sit down bro.

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  11. Welshie

    Welshie Chavcunt fanboy dickhead

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    the strains of owning Everton are clearly getting to Moshiri as he is not ageing well .
     
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    gooner4ever once a Gooner always a Gooner
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    No flies on you bro.
     
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    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Most top division league titles in English football.
     
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  16. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    Fans with the largest girth of schlongs.
     
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    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    PleaseNotPoll Well-Known Member
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    Have you been checking?
     
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  19. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    Just basing it on an average using my own measurements :tongue:
     
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  20. PleaseNotPoll

    PleaseNotPoll Well-Known Member
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    Compared to the minimum of 19 other cocks that you checked, presumably.
    Get a new hobby. <ok>
     
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