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  1. Sweats

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    I havent watched Big brother for years. Nor do i plan on starting to watch again.

    But I have always had a slight desire to go on and be a utter **** to everyone whilst walking round in a soiled pair of y fronts constantly adjusting my old chap into the camera. I think the genre has died a death as it seems to be full of wannabe wags or lads who think they are cool without ever being so.

    I also used to quite like that survivor show where they dumped a load of middle class folk on an island in scotland somewhere.

    Has anyone else had a slight desire to go on one of these shows and make themselves famous?
     
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  2. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    I'm into this year's Big Bro <diva>

    Haterz gonna hate
     
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  3. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    Much fanny in it Trev?
     
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  4. Sweats

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    I dont get the fascination with it anymore. All it is used for is a platform for bird to end up getting their baps out in lads mags. it would be better if they tried putting people with some form of inteligence in these shows.
     
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  5. Sweats

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    I'd prefer them to do something different.

    Like stick a load of recovering smack heads into a house and watch the mayhem ensue.

    or perhaps some EDL members and a few extreme mussies into a locked house and arm them all with wooden spoons and whisks.
     
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  6. Girvan Loyal 1690

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    There's an Irish burd in it that would get it <ok>
     
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    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    there's a wee neddy english burd too, but she's an annoying wee **** <grr>
     
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  9. Sweats

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    she is hanging. I'd tune into watching her being disected live on tv by that weird german ****er who cuts up dead people on live tv.
     
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  10. Girvan Loyal 1690

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    she'd still get it ya ****
     
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    She epitomises eerything I hate about the world. some talentless slag with tattoo's and a face like a box of frogs
     
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  12. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    She's no into self promotion. Much.
     
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  13. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    Aye she's hanging right enough.

    She would get pumped rotten.
     
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  14. stopmeandslapme

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    Rotsb outs himself.
     
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  15. Tina.

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    Come Dine With Me's the only one I watch and not a ****ing chance I'd take part in it.

    It's full of weirdos but funny mostly.
     
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  16. stopmeandslapme

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    I've got a great idea for a new reality show... Each week our celebrities, armed with the latest high tech metal detectors, are driven to a secret location where they attempt to unearth buried treasure. At the end of the dig, our host SMASM judges their finds and the worst performer is hit over the head with a shovel and buried in a shallow grave.
     
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  17. Tina.

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    ...shagged before buried and I'm there ;)
     
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  18. stopmeandslapme

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    Here's a typical MD club, I'll see what I can arrange.
    please log in to view this image
     
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  19. Tina.

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    A few Village People wannabees there <laugh>
     
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    Get Me Out Of Here I'm An MP

    Where Tory, Labour and Lib Dems are plucked away from their comfort zone and forced to work minimum wage jobs

    The Samaritans are opposed to this idea
     
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