A small boy says to his father "Dad, what's the difference > between 'theoretically' and 'realistically'?" > > His dad thinks and then says "Right-ho son, go and ask your > mother if she'd sleep with Wayne Rooney for a million quid." > > The boy toddles off and comes back saying "Dad, dad, she > said she would! She would sleep with Wayne Rooney for a > million pounds." > > "OK son," says his dad. "Now go and ask your sister the same > question.." > > The boy toddles off, and comes back saying "Dad, dad, she > said she would too!" > > So then his dad says "Right, son, now go and ask your > brother if he'd sleep with Wayne Rooney for a million > pounds." > > The son comes back excitedly saying "Dad! Dad! He said he > would too!" > > "Well there you have it, son," said his dad. Theoretically > we could be sitting on three million quid. Realistically > we're living with two tarts and a ****."
