Real Madrid have taken Gareth Bale back to White Hart Lane and demanded all one hundred million for their Euros back. The Spanish giants are aggrieved as they understood they were breaking the bank for a state of the art European winger, but only managed to get the Welshman to run for a few minutes before he broke down and wouldn't restart. Real Madrid president Florentino Perez said, âWe took Gareth out his box and after excitedly testing him out on the training pitches immediately knew we'd been sold a pup. Turns out his back's knackered, his thighs are like spaghetti and his wisdom teeth need removed. It's a bloody outrage.â But Tottenham chairman Daniel Levy has confirmed that Madrid are wasting their breath trying to get a refund, âI wish I could help you mate, but he's sold as seen, yeah. Sold as seen. I don't even remember selling you that one to be honest and I'm not seeing any receipts. Now jog on if you know what's good for you.â âTo be fair,â added Perez, âCarlo Ancelotti did warn me that 'Welsh' is a poor quality make. I should have listened to him instead of trusting those reviews I read on the internet. We've had our fingers burnt with this one and no mistake.â
Bale had a cracking game last night. No doubt, he was shown this thread by Ancelotti prior to him taking to the field last night.
Printed this article out on his HP 320 printer and stuck it on the dressing room wall. Constantly pointing at it and telling Bale to prove the baldy, squeaky voiced, drug addicted, short arse wrong.
Maybe I should add a disclaimer to any future tongue in cheek posts I make on GC? He's a tremendous player.
He cost Real Madrid close to £100 million pounds. And from what I hear he can't feed the poor with a wee bit of fish and 7 loaves of bread. So aye - hes over-rated.
