Nigel: "Ohhh what have you been feeding Rickie, he looks soooo fit...his bum looks like two boiled eggs in a hankerchief!"
"Mo, I am wearing my Reading glasses!" laughed Adkins. "My READING glasses!" Mauricio grimaced and turned away.
"She was a short bird but my oh my did she have nice tits!" Adkins fills Poch in on what he did in his half term holiday... (sorry, just noticed Adkins hand positions and thought I'd better go back for seconds)
Adkins: Don't know why you're looking calm. Fran has just run on the pitch and I don't think she's after me.