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Reading behind the obituary lines...

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  1. Hash.

    Hash. pure daycent

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    Died Suddenly = heart attack
    Died peacefully in her sleep = on morphine
    Cremation = we are too tight to buy a headstone
    Died surrounded by family = contents of the Will unclear
    No flowers please, donations to the dogs home = the tight bitch has left us nothing.[/TD]
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    Hash., Jun 16, 2013
  2. Null

    Null Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    Much loved = ****in ****
     
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  3. RebelBhoy

    RebelBhoy Moderator Staff Member

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    Accident in Germany= whacked by the Provos.
     
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    RebelBhoy, Jun 16, 2013
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    "well respected" He might have done a couple of good things in a particular field but his family and normal people thought he was a ****.
    "larger than life character" Alcoholic, philandering **** who spunked the family fortune
     
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  5. Erik

    Erik Well-Known Member

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    40YO white male, looking for fun and games = ****, dad sent the wrong letter
     
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    Erik, Jun 16, 2013
  6. Tina.

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    Gave their all for the children - *****philes.
     
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    Tina., Jun 16, 2013

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    <laugh>
    "loved animals and spent their life devoted to them" Lost evrything gambling on the horses and beat his wife up
     
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  8. Tina.

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    That quote's typical of a Geordie tombstone <whistle>
     
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    Tina., Jun 16, 2013
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    He was a modest man who led a very quiet life - boring **** with no friends who would have done time for downloading kiddie porn if he hadn't died first
     
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    he loved to travel in his twilight years - went to Thailand to shag ladyboys
     
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    Tina., Jun 16, 2013
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    "She was a real live wire in her younger days" absolute whore who had more pricks than a pin cushion.
     
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  12. Tina.

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    Lived a quiet life, interfered with various animals and had no real expectations but did have delusions of grandeur - Hull fan.
     
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    Tina., Jun 16, 2013
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    "Troubled life" - tried to start a fight with a nun
     
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    Erik, Jun 16, 2013
  14. ManDingo 20"/20"

    ManDingo 20"/20" MDMA Guru

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    Died doing what he loved - Yolo
     
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    ManDingo 20"/20", Jun 16, 2013
  15. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    Accident on the Rock= got what he deserved, courtesy of the S.A.S.
     
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    monacoger, Jun 16, 2013
  16. rogueleader

    rogueleader suave gringo

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    " A **** and ***** " - squandered his otherwise unproductive life posting on not606
     
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    rogueleader, Jun 16, 2013
  17. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator Staff Member

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    <laugh>
     
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    Jip Jaap Stam, Jun 17, 2013
  18. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Some crackers on this thread <laugh>
     
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  19. Cruyff's Turn

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    Yeah,it's the way they tell 'em!
     
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