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  1. Nathan Barley

    Nathan Barley Well-Known Member

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    How was YOUR last poop ?
     
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    Nathan Barley, Aug 8, 2015
  2. Black Caviar

    Black Caviar 1 of the top judges in Europe

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  3. Nathan Barley

    Nathan Barley Well-Known Member

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    This has the makings of a 200 pager.
     
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  4. Bullet tooth Tony

    Bullet tooth Tony Well-Known Member

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    ....And you will post on all of them.
     
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  5. Nathan Barley

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    3/10 Too much red wine and seafood.
     
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  6. Bullet tooth Tony

    Bullet tooth Tony Well-Known Member

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    Nah, just being my friendly self, and exposing a charlatan.
     
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  7. Nathan Barley

    Nathan Barley Well-Known Member

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    Charlatan ?.
    You think I lied about how bad my poop was ?
    If you think you are so big and clever why don't rate your own ****ing stool ?
     
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  8. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Just been. I had a ruby earlier and it's coming back to haunt me. The curry had never solidified and it's decided to come out in liquid form.
     
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  9. Bullet tooth Tony

    Bullet tooth Tony Well-Known Member

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    Redditch calling......The one end has left my ass, The other is being chewed by rat's. If the immigrants get news of this I may be a food source for aaaaaaaaghhhh!
     
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    Firm, medium brown , out in one coil , minimum wiping , 8/10

    Minus 1 point as it took a wee bit of effort to start and minus 1 point as it wasn't a ghostie
     
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  11. Nathan Barley

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    At last a proper reply Pud, no time wasters please.
     
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    ncgandy, Aug 8, 2015
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  13. Ponders Revisited

    Ponders Revisited Well-Known Member

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    I have a man to see to my toileting needs, so I'll ask him to assess the quality of the cable before he wraps and labels it.
     
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  14. pompeymeowth

    pompeymeowth Prepare for trouble x
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    Lavatorial surely would have been the mot juste.
     
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  15. Ponders Revisited

    Ponders Revisited Well-Known Member

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    Not as an adjective, no.

    Toileting pertains to the act of, whereas lavatorial as a descriptive merely alludes to the décor of any given toileting facility, or the characterization of the aforementioned subject. Thus, 'I have a man to see to my lavatorial needs' could mean Lawrence Llewellyn Bowen helps me furnish my throne room, or Chubby Brown proofreads my toilet jokes.

    I know my own mind, you odious little hobgoblin.
     
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  16. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Settled down now, regular and moist enough to be comfy. Must lay off the Curry.
     
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  17. Otto Flayshow

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    Number 4 on the Bristol Stool Chart.

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  18. Bullet tooth Tony

    Bullet tooth Tony Well-Known Member

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    Type 8. Has semen dribbling over it. (Possibly gay)./ Or has a massive penis and ****s himself. (Possibly Nathan).
     
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  19. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    My arse is currently sending signals to my brain, and frankly they're not good. I suspect my next pony will be hot and sloppy, and may well play havoc with my farmers. I'll let you know
     
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  20. Ponders Revisited

    Ponders Revisited Well-Known Member

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    Minute-by-minute updates would be greatly appreciated. :emoticon-0141-whew:
     
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