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Rate your last ****

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Otto Flayshow, Feb 11, 2011.

  1. Otto Flayshow

    Otto Flayshow Well-Known Member

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    Location
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    Dry **** or lubed up
    Did you use porn or your imagination?
    Intensity of orgasm
    Was there any unplanned staining of your sister's bed?
    Did your mother leave a plate of sandwiches in the room while you were distracted?
     
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  3. Hash.

    Hash. pure daycent

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    22.5 out of 10

    top of the stairs
    3 mins
    dry
    imagination
    the ultimate rush

    the procedure: stand at the top of the stair andjust as your about to blow your load stick ur finger up ur ass and throw yourself down the stairs. i give you the rolling thunder the ultimate rush
     
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  4. greenhenky

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    on the bog after a dump
    dry
    imagination
    don't know i wept uncontrollably all the way through it :emoticon-0165-muscl
     
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  5. EDGE

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    <rofl>

    Rollin Thunder <rofl>
     
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  6. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    He was a Turkish man called Haf&#305;z. He paid me 20 notes and a kiss on the lips
     
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  7. King_Kenny

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    Location: On the Toilet
    Duration; 42 seconds
    Dry **** or lubed up: dry
    Did you use porn or your imagination? imagination
    Intensity of orgasm: poo and cum at the same = awesome
     
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  8. greenhenky

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    do you spit or swallow though? <whistle>
     
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  9. Bhoyzilla

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    Location
    Duration: The bus

    Dry **** or lubed up: Dry

    Did you use porn or your imagination?; The Metro

    Intensity of orgasm: Screamer

    Was there any unplanned staining of your sister's bed? What the ****'s her bed doing on the bus...Has a Ranger fan nicked it?

    Did your mother leave a plate of sandwiches in the room while you were distracted? What the **** would my auld dear be doing bringing me a plate of sandwiches on the bus for....And I don't ****ing stay there, I just use it as a mod of transport and a place to have a **** fur **** sake!!...And who on here still stays with their maw?

    Get tae **** out her house ya free-loading tossers.<ok>
     
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  10. Mick

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    Lads I'm trying my best to keep this board unmoderated but you are not helping me.
     
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  11. Hash.

    Hash. pure daycent

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    is that a ghost ? mick whats the distinguished road thing all about
     
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  12. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    <laugh> Sorry Mick.

    The thread titles have been fairly tame today up until this point <whistle>

    BTW the site is much, much faster for me today <ok>
     
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  13. Mick

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    Still a few issues with speed, there is a query lagging the home page which I know all about, just haven't thought of a method to fix it. If I could figure out a way to move this thread on the iPhone app I would. God this takes a lot of effort.
     
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  14. LewisWDC

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    Location My bedroom
    Duration 3 mins
    Dry **** or lubed up dry
    Did you use porn or your imagination? porn
    Intensity of orgasm very good
    Was there any unplanned staining of your sister's bed? no
    Did your mother leave a plate of sandwiches in the room while you were distracted? no
     
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  15. VenomPD

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    <laugh> I've not noticed it but the internet connection out here alternates between fast and slow depending on weather etc.

    Compared to yesterday it's been a dream. I wouldn't worry about this thread too much, will get lost in the mire by tomorrow.
     
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  16. Mick

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    I had a Linux expert in with the sever over the last few days. It really pains me to pay for such things since I consider myself a fountain of knowledge but there really was some quick victories getting someone more specialised. Hoping to get rid of the last issue now.
     
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  17. LewisWDC

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    Eh Mick

    Hows the situation on the F1 board?

    Are you happy with how it is at the moment? Or do we still need to improve?
     
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  18. nh-f1

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    And I think we all know who that 'last issue' is......
     
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