5. Dave's big and strong going forward... problem is he's got no idea where the goal is anymore. Woody: Has your dad an interest in Ghana? As far as I can tell, Dave's Ashanti and 'pong' is a fairly common Ashanti surname ending e.g. Sampong, Opong etc..
4 - Dave is a battering ram who wasn't too good in the Championship and would be just as bad in the PL
Just incase any Bristol City fans are reading this, Dave is class. Apart from one glaring miss hit shot that decapitated two pigeons 50 foot in the air when it was easier to score, this player is ideal in a swap for a pair of Nicky Maynard's shin pads. the chairman will have to fork out 3 to 4 mill for the player himself but this player might just be the sweetner to seal the deal
4 - his pace when he came on did cause some problems, and he did start the comeback at Derby. Premier League? You're having a laugh.
brix, I think my dad is confusing him with a guy who bought a car from him some years ago, he was achempong or similar. Plus my dad's completely nuts, I love him dearly. Seeing 'bob' tonight?
4. Only misses a 5 because he may yet replicate the 'hole torn in the fabric of reality' (ask Clive Whittingham) when he miraculously bagged 10 in 8 games at the start of his Qpr career. Severely limited player can only be used next season to soften up defences (ala Derby) as a last resort. Nice guy, and stood up to madge, but if he's deemed Prem class then we're all pretty ****ed.
Woody, Achempong's another one... So the old fella's smack on the money even if he ain't sure why, bless him! As for Bob, seen him already mate !
4 - if we need a battering ram, just call in Big Dave - if we need a quality forward, we'll need to look elsewhere!
