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Rapture

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Hash., Mar 28, 2011.

  1. Hash.

    Hash. pure daycent

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    The “Rapture” is not in the Bible! Despite being believed by a large number of protestants (many of whom also believe that only that which is in the Bible can be true) it was actually invented in the 1600s by one Cotton Mather – otherwise famous for murdering women by strangling them to death (by hanging) in the Salem witch trials. The term in the Bible commonly mistranslated to the word “rapture” actually comes from the Greek ἁρπάζω (harpazo) which actually means “caught up” or “taken away” and it refers to one person only (Philip).

    therefore protestants are wrong and catholics are brilliant
     
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  2. Otto Flayshow

    Otto Flayshow Well-Known Member

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    What's your point caller?
     
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  3. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    Protestants are generally miserable buggers who read the Daily Mail and complain about everything.

    Catholics are pious ****s who change their tiny minds on a daily basis.

    The whole lot of them should be shot.

    Muslims too.

    And Hindus.
     
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  4. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    what about allah?
     
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  5. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    **** 'im.
     
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  6. Welcome to the North

    Welcome to the North Active Member

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    All religion is ****ing wrong.
    Any **** who believes if your good you float to the skies is wrong.
    Bet they don't even have ****ing porn in heaven.
     
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  7. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    "i am bible john" <laugh> <laugh>
     
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  8. peadar1987

    peadar1987 Member

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    No seven deadly sins, or purgatory either.

    The moral of the story? Get out of that church and enjoy your life. Or Ganesh will beat the **** out of you.
     
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  9. jerseymackem

    jerseymackem Active Member

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    Well, the word 'rapture' isn't used, but the whole concept comes from the Book of Revelation, in the Bible. Not saying it's right, just that it's there!
     
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    wum
     
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