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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Magic Laudrup 11, Nov 28, 2011.

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  1. Magic Laudrup 11

    Magic Laudrup 11 Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    There's a fire somewhere in Glasgow and it's stinking the office out. No **** has shut up about it for the last half hour <grr>
     
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    Magic Laudrup 11, Nov 28, 2011
  2. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    How speedily were the Fire Brigade there?
     
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  3. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    EDGE has petrol bombed the Lorne Hotel. We've been evacuated. witnesses say they saw a man who looked like tony from hollyoaks speeding away in a fake BMW M3
     
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    Girvan Loyal 1690, Nov 28, 2011
  4. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    When being raped it's best to shout fire rather than rape.

    <ok>
     
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    The Raging Oxter, Nov 28, 2011
  5. Magic Laudrup 11

    Magic Laudrup 11 Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    Was the reg plate BAZ TW3C?

    Gambol - I'm not sure, but a fire in the city centre.....you can guarantee they weren't hanging around <ok>
     
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    Magic Laudrup 11, Nov 28, 2011
  6. Magic Laudrup 11

    Magic Laudrup 11 Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    I'm glad you seen the joke in the title <ok>
     
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    Magic Laudrup 11, Nov 28, 2011

  7. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator Staff Member

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    It's actually better to shout "Suicide!" That will bring all the interfering ****s running.
     
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    Jip Jaap Stam, Nov 28, 2011
  8. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    I dont think he got it
     
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    Girvan Loyal 1690, Nov 28, 2011
  9. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    yes but only to put the rapist off their stride. nothing worse than a baffled raper fail
     
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    Girvan Loyal 1690, Nov 28, 2011
  10. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    <laugh>
     
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    Gambol, Nov 28, 2011
  11. Alan Shearer

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    I can smell it here as well.
     
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  12. Tina_old

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    A baffled rapist? Care to explain?

    :bandit:
     
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    Tina_old, Nov 28, 2011
  13. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    <laugh>

    Invited <ok>
     
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    VenomPD, Nov 28, 2011
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  15. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    It was when I couldny remember my way home afterwards.
     
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    Gambol, Nov 28, 2011
  16. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    If you were raping someone and they started shouting fire you would end up losing yer throbber and running off crying.

    I saw on crime watch once this lassie got raped by some pakistani **** and she just kept looking at his face and let it happen instead of fighting him off. She was an art student and went home and drew the raper and he was caught because the drawing was that good <ok>
     
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    Girvan Loyal 1690, Nov 28, 2011
  17. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    That's still not even a score draw in my books. It's still 2-1 to the Pakistani.
     
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  18. Tina_old

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    Funny, I could smell smoke earlier when I was out.

    Cheers for solving the puzzle <ok>
     
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    Who was it on here who said the ultimate putdown would be for a rapist to stop half way though and say, 'Sorry, you're just not my type'.

    <laugh>
     
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    Tina_old, Nov 28, 2011
  20. Mind The Duck

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    And she was his sister
     
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