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Off Topic Ranieri, Taylor, Drogs, Spy: KGB vs BI Game

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  1. TheJudeanPeoplesFront

    TheJudeanPeoplesFront Well-Known Member

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    STORY


    The Cold War. The Soviet Union versus the Western bloc. A landscape of diverging politics, nuclear and space technology races, and incredible enhancements in weaponry, setting the scene for some of the greatest betrayals and subterfuge ever witnessed. British Intelligence Officers, from some of the finest backgrounds and educations in the land, flipped, and started feeding the Russian secret service prized information. Not knowing who to trust, amidst a whirlwind of accusations, leaked documents and conflicting objectives, MI5 and MI6 is thrown into a civil war, and must seek to root out the enemy within...

    Final List of Players
    Rolando
    ACS
    Obi
    Tash
    DMW
    GCB
    Lesbian Hope Than Neville
    DPP
    Magic MS
    AnitaStayhere!
    PULP
    Blacker-than-Knight
    MrT
    Indestructible
    BRS
    Reedio
    Tasty
    Gordon
    HowaytheLad
    cbrad
    leez
    Jimiley
    Trev

    (note, I have basically mercilessly copied this from the Liverpool board system)
    Game Mechanics
    • The game will run on 24 hour rounds. Start time is whenever I finish this thread, but first vote will take effect 9pm Saturday, and each day vote after will finish at 9pm each day.
    • Roles will be randomly assigned. Roles will be passed to participant by Forum PM System.
    • ONLY KGB can communicate privately, no other private communication between participants is allowed. KGB can strategize via pm as much as they wish and communicate findings
    • Role specific actions are communicated to games master by PM up to 9pm each night, you miss the time you don’t get your action
    • Public forum is used to vote IN BOLD for who will be shot as a spy. Accusations, discussions and all sorts are permitted. Vote changing and rechanging is perfectly fine. A simple majority vote is required for elimination. 2 votes is enough even in round one.
    • Once a participant is shot they get ONE free eulogy post where they can say I told you so and no more. Do not post any game related comments to influence the play
    • Messing about will make you sick, there is radiation sickness going about. If you catch radiation sickness you lose your vote in the following round but luckily the drugs in the Western block can cure you after 24 hours. Be warned. Decisions of why you got it are the games masters decision and final.
    • Posts that hurt the game will be deleted
    • Win conditions are:
    o KGB win when KGB numbers = BI numbers
    o BI win when all KGB are wiped out.

    [table="width: 500"]
    [tr]
    [td]Role:[/td]
    [td]Number of Players Given this Role:[/td]
    [td]Special Abilities:[/td]
    [/tr]
    [tr]
    [td]Kim Philby (KGB)[/td]
    [td]1[/td]
    [td]Can convert one player, in course of the game, to KGB (using sex as a weapon). Can also kill two players during the course of the game (only one kill allowed per night, starting with the second night, and there must be two nights between kills. PM me with the nominations. Cannot convert a player and kill a player in the same night)[/td]
    [/tr]
    [tr]
    [td]Guy Burgess (KGB) [/td]
    [td]1[/td]
    [td]Has no powers, but in the event of Oleg Gordievsky attempting to kill Philby, he will prevent it once. In this way, Gordievsky will not know whether he has been blocked by Burgess, or Laylin[/td]
    [/tr]
    [tr]
    [td]Donald Maclean (KGB) [/td]
    [td]1[/td]
    [td]Nominates one person per night, via PM to me. If an MI6 agent picks the same person, then the answer given to that agent is flipped to a lie[/td]
    [/tr]
    [tr]
    [td]MI6 Agent (BI)[/td]
    [td]3[/td]
    [td]Nominates one person a night, via PM to me. I will tell them whether the person they choose to investigate is KGB or British Intelligence[/td]
    [/tr]
    [tr]
    [td]Oleg Lyalin (BI)[/td]
    [td]1[/td]
    [td]Nominates one person to protect per night, and may choose to be a coward and protect himself[/td]
    [/tr]
    [tr]
    [td]Oleg Gordievsky (BI)[/td]
    [td]1[/td]
    [td]Can kill 2 people during the course of the game (nominated by PM to me, 1 kill per round maximum, and the kills must be separated by at least 1 night). If they pick a protected player, they lose one kill. If they are converted, they lose this power entirely[/td]
    [/tr]
    [tr]
    [td]Anthony Blunt/Ethel Gee (KGB) [/td]
    [td]2[/td]
    [td]Can nominate 1 person per night (via PM to me) for investigation. This way the KGB can find out the special roles of the BI players[/td]
    [/tr]
    [tr]
    [td](the rest) MI5 Officers (BI)[/td]
    [td]everyone else[/td]
    [td]No special powers[/td]
    [/tr]
    [/table]​

    Order In Which Actions Are Carried Out

    1. Whoever is suspected of being a KGB Spy (most votes) will be taken outside into a suitable moonlit deserted London street, and shot.
    2. Philby's orders will take effect.
    3. Gordievsky's target will be assassinated, unless they are being protected.
    4. Macleod's dirty information is doled out to an MI6 agent, if they've chosen the right person.
    5. The MI6 agents/Anthony Blunt (KGB) sitting in their cars staking out places of interest will find things out.
    6. The morning newspaper will be published outlining what’s gone on.

    Notes:
    1. Execution (by voting) takes priority over all other actions, if you are killed (by getting the highest number of votes that night), you're out. Protection powers can save someone from the public vote now, but at the cost of looking suspicious... Also, if a player is protected, that counts as one method of salvation. Ie if you are nominated for death by public vote AND someone attempts to assassinate you, no matter if someone is protecting you, you will die.
    2. Only Philby can convert or kill for the KGB. If he is killed both options are lost.
    3. If you are killed, you can send me (via PM) a letter of retribution for being killed in the game, which will make the paper.
    4. Investigators:
    a. If investigated by MI6 agents, Philby will be reported as Philby, as will Anthony Blunt and Maclean. The others will simply be reported as KGB.
    b. MI5 officers and Gordievsky will be simply reported as BI or (MI 5). Lyalin will be called out as Lyalin, and MI6 agents will be called out as MI6 agents.
    c. Be warned; if Maclean is in effect you will see BI or KGB, or perhaps even a named character.

    Vote 1:
    [table="width: 500, class: grid"]
    [tr]
    [td]Nominated Player[/td]
    [td]Nominated By[/td]
    [/tr]
    [tr]
    [td]DMW[/td]
    [td](4) Pulp, Roland, Jimiley, Blacker Than Knight[/td]
    [/tr]
    [tr]
    [td]Indestructible[/td]
    [td](4) Trev, Tash, BRS, Less Hope Than Neville[/td]
    [/tr]
    [tr]
    [td]Mr T[/td]
    [td](1) GCB[/td]
    [/tr]
    [tr]
    [td]Obi[/td]
    [td](1) DMW[/td]
    [/tr]
    [tr]
    [td]Blacker Than Knight[/td]
    [td](1) DPP[/td]
    [/tr]
    [tr]
    [td]Less Hope Than Neville[/td]
    [td](1) Obi[/td]
    [/tr]
    [/table]

    Killed Player: Indestructible (MI6 Agent)

    Vote 2:
    [table="width: 500, class: grid, align: left"]
    [tr]
    [td]Nominated Player[/td]
    [td]Nominated By[/td]
    [/tr]
    [tr]
    [td]MrT[/td]
    [td](5) Pulp, BRS, Jimiley, Mr T, BTK[/td]
    [/tr]
    [tr]
    [td]Less Hope Than Neville[/td]
    [td](1) Trev[/td]
    [/tr]
    [tr]
    [td]BRS[/td]
    [td](1) DPP[/td]
    [/tr]
    [tr]
    [td]ACS[/td]
    [td](1) Less Hope Than Neville[/td]
    [/tr]
    [/table]

    Killed Player: Mr Tiote (MI5 Officer)

    Vote 3:
    [table="width: 500, class: grid, align: left"]
    [tr]
    [td]Nominated Player[/td]
    [td]Nominated By[/td]
    [/tr]
    [tr]
    [td]ACS[/td]
    [td](2) Trev, BTK[/td]
    [/tr]
    [tr]
    [td]BRS[/td]
    [td](4) Obi, DMW, ACS, Tasty[/td]
    [/tr]
    [tr]
    [td]DMW[/td]
    [td](1) BRS[/td]
    [/tr]
    [tr]
    [td]Less Hope Than Neville[/td]
    [td](1) Tash[/td]
    [/tr]
    [tr]
    [td]Tash[/td]
    [td](1) GCB[/td]
    [/tr]
    [tr]
    [td]DPP[/td]
    [td](1) Less Hope Than Neville[/td]
    [/tr]
    [tr]
    [td]cbrad[/td]
    [td](1) Roland[/td]
    [/tr]
    [tr]
    [td]Blacker Than Knight[/td]
    [td](1) DPP[/td]
    [/tr]
    [/table]

    Killed Player: Beardsley's Rancid Sack (MI5 Officer)

    Vote 4:

    [table="width: 500, class: grid, align: left"]
    [tr]
    [td]Nominated Player[/td]
    [td]Nominated By[/td]
    [/tr]
    [tr]
    [td]ACS[/td]
    [td](5) Trev, Less Hope Than Neville, GCB, DMW, Roland[/td]
    [/tr]
    [tr]
    [td]Rolando[/td]
    [td](4) ACS, DPP, MMS, Pulp[/td]
    [/tr]
    [/table]

    Killed player: ACS (Anthony Blunt KGB)

    Vote 5:
    [table="width: 500, class: grid, align: left"]
    [tr]
    [td]Nominated Player[/td]
    [td]Nominated By[/td]
    [/tr]
    [tr]
    [td]DMW[/td]
    [td](3) Rolando, GCB, Less Hope Than Neville[/td]
    [/tr]
    [tr]
    [td]Tash[/td]
    [td](8) BTK, Jimiley, DPP, Trev, Tasty, DT, Obi, Magic MS[/td]
    [/tr]
    [tr]
    [td]Less Hope Than Neville[/td]
    [td](2) Tash, DMW[/td]
    [/tr]
    [/table]

    Killed Player: Tash (MI6 Agent), GCB (assassinated, MI5 officer)

    Vote 6:
    [table="width: 500, class: grid, align: left"]
    [tr]
    [td]Nominated Player[/td]
    [td]Nominated By[/td]
    [/tr]
    [tr]
    [td]Less Hope Than Neville[/td]
    [td](1) DT[/td]
    [/tr]
    [tr]
    [td]Blacker Than Knight[/td]
    [td](1) Magic MS[/td]
    [/tr]
    [tr]
    [td]DMW[/td]
    [td](2) GCB MARK II, Blacker Than Knight[/td]
    [/tr]
    [tr]
    [td]Magic MS[/td]
    [td](4) Less Hope Wetty Pants, Jimiley, Tasty, Trev[/td]
    [/tr]
    [tr]
    [td]DT[/td]
    [td](1) DPP[/td]
    [/tr]
    [/table]

    Killed Player: Magic MS (MI5 Officer), BTK (MI5 Officer).

    Vote:7
    [table="width: 500, class: grid, align: left"]
    [tr]
    [td]Nominated Player[/td]
    [td]Nominated By[/td]
    [/tr]
    [tr]
    [td]Less Hope Than Neville[/td]
    [td](3) Roland, DT, Pulp[/td]
    [/tr]
    [tr]
    [td]Pulp[/td]
    [td](5) GCB, trev, Less Hope, Tasty, DMW[/td]
    [/t]
    [tr]
    [td]DT[/td]
    [td](1) Jimiley[/td]
    [/tr]
    [/table]

    Killed Player: Pulp (Maclean KGB)

    Vote 8:
    [table="width: 500, class: grid, align: left"]
    [tr]
    [td]Nominated Player[/td]
    [td]Nominated By[/td]
    [/tr]
    [tr]
    [td]Cry Me A Riviere (DT)[/td]
    [td](8) Jimiley, Trev, DMW, Obi, Rolando, Less Hope, Tasty, DPP[/td]
    [/tr]
    [tr]
    [td]Obi[/td]
    [td](2) GCB, Cry Me A Riviere (DT)[/td]
    [/tr]
    [/table]

    Killed Player: Cry Me A Riviere (DT... MI6 Agent), Less Hope Than Neville (MI5 Officer).
     
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  2. TheJudeanPeoplesFront

    TheJudeanPeoplesFront Well-Known Member

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    Will update the final list of entrants in one moment, and start sending out the roles via PM! Do not reveal your role.
     
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  3. Lord Jonjomort

    Lord Jonjomort Well-Known Member

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    To avoid confusion, go back and edit your post as there's a few references to Mafia which should read KGB.
     
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  4. Delusional Full Stop

    Delusional Full Stop Here to serve all your counselling needs.
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    Am I in or was I too late?

    I want to be in cos' I want to be confused along with everyone else!!

    Sorry, does that make me sound sad and needy?
     
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  5. TheJudeanPeoplesFront

    TheJudeanPeoplesFront Well-Known Member

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    You're in trev don't worry, I just missed you on my list <laugh>
     
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  6. TheJudeanPeoplesFront

    TheJudeanPeoplesFront Well-Known Member

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    Cheers mate <ok>
     
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  7. Joelinton's Right Foot

    Joelinton's Right Foot Worth Every Penny
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    Have we started?
     
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  8. TheJudeanPeoplesFront

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    No, due to the five minute rule on PM's, it'll take me a while to get everyone sorted with their role. If you are not contacted by tomorrow, you have not been given a special role and are an MI5 officer <ok>

    I will announce when all roles have been assigned
     
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  9. Albert's Chip Shop

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    I think it was Obi in the Library with a trunceon up his fat arse?

    Am I right?
     
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  10. Delusional Full Stop

    Delusional Full Stop Here to serve all your counselling needs.
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    “It's the oldest question of all, George. Who can spy on the spies?”

    :bandit:
     
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  11. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace

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    Look, I was reaching up for a book when my trousers feel down and I tripped, knocking over that truncheon, which shouldn't have been on the table anyway. It was just a very awkward landing. OK.
     
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  12. TheJudeanPeoplesFront

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    Right, everybody is informed... if you have not been assigned a role, you are an MI5 officer with no abilities. Let the game commence!!!!!!!!

    Voting starts now <ok>
     
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  13. Blacker-than-Knight

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    I am confused, nowt new but in for a penny etc :emoticon-0103-cool:
     
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    Obi Wan keeper of the peace

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    So is that it? We just blindly nominate/shoot 'the enemy', even though it might be one of our own (American style) ? Or are there 'clues' to analyse?
     
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  15. Obi Wan

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    Right, I open the voting with INDESTRUCTIBLE - just for being a mackem, so must be a 'baddie'. ;) sorry fella <ok>
     
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  16. TheJudeanPeoplesFront

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    Yep... Try and flush the spies out of the bushes <ok>
     
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  17. Pulp

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    but what if it's just perverts in the bushes?
     
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  18. Obi Wan

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    Then it's obvious. Must be JPF.
     
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    This sound ****. I'm in.
     
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