So pish that even their own fans don't bother going all the waty to Hampden to watch them. Rest assured the glory hunting blue nose muthafukas will be expecting half of Hampden for the final. Just give them the 6000 that bothered turning up for the semi-final. ****in' ****stains on the mattress of life.
Got a stinking hangover Edge. I really cannot handle being out on a school night. Think I'll stop drinking and smoking and crack cocaine and LSD and heroin and paracetamols, especially those friggin' paracetamols.
Neville, you only get periods coming out yer arse after I've spent 15 minutes banging away at your backdoor
ER, I took Neville to the Ndubz concert, he was all giddy, cos he's got a thing for Dappy. Anyway, afterwards, he was gettin a taxi, and I asked him to "smell this rag" and the **** floored it. I took him back to my fritzl-esque dungeon that his under my house and bummed the wee fella stupid. He woke up and I told him that he was doing a ****e outside when he slipped and landed on a 2ltr bottle of Irn Bru and fainted through the shock. He belived me until I pm'd him in the morning and told him what actually happened.
