Off Topic The Goodhand Arms

It was about you trying to read but your wife grabbing Connolly. I thought you'd named your.....

Oh never mind!

 

He's driving me mad!

 

he's meant to. Connie's great though.

Although your emotions will likely shift around a lot!

 

Jeez LTL..... That's poor.


Kenny

 

It's not my best work, granted!



(Wish I'd never asked)

 

Saints players have taken part in a study of footballers' teeth!

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-34699583

 

On Her Majesty's Secret Service was always my favourite Bond film (until GoldenEye). It's a great film but because Lazenby is Australian and only did one film, this rarely gets acknowledged.

But anyone who's around the age of 30 will always say that Goldeneye is the best one.

 

"Billy"?

 

Big Yin? He should be so lucky!

I think it's more 'David'....!

 

Steady on .............

 

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/s...stan-that-resemble-ancient-crop-a6717766.html

Shots from space of 8000 yr old structures in Kazakhstan that have been known about for 10 years but not investigated. Purpose unknown, but indicates co-operation not considered possible at that time. I put it down to early graffiti artists

 

http://www.itv.com/news/2015-11-03/...-any-bad-guys-as-he-leaves-her-in-the-desert/

Man left a 5-yr-old in a desert in Arizona with a loaded and cocked gun, telling her to shoot any bad guys. Said he had to leave her after his car broke down and she said she was too tired to walk....but he did admit he had gone for a burger while she was alone. Luckily, the girl didn't shoot the man who found her!!

 

Worrying that what they seem to be most concerned about is the capacity for a five year old to be able to tell the difference between and good guy and a bad guy, rather than YOU GAVE HER A GUN!

I suspect he'll feel that it ended up a success....

 

I think the officer was really pointing out how stupid it was to leave the child with the gun expecting her to defend herself. She would also be a danger to others as well as herself.

 

"A few drinks and a cheeseburger" !

 

I've tried twice to express my feelings about the above and I can't do it justice. I'm just absolutely stone cold staggered by it.

 

Would guess by the fact that the search started quite quickly that the mother wasn't exactly happy with this dingbat taking her child.

 

I thought that maybe he might a history of mental illness [just to explain the scenario] or low IQ, but then he wouldn't have responsibility of a vehicle, so that option's out.

 

SaintMarv's bad joke of the day

Due to poor sales Star trek star William Shatner has decided to discontinue his range of ladies underwear.
In hindsight Shatner Knickers probably wasn't the best of names in the first place.

 

I don't know. There is many an Audi or BMW driver that I have come across that fits that description precisely!