Off Topic The Goodhand Arms

Ho ho Ho.

 

A lumberjack once told me that they had cut down 27,572 trees.

“How do you know exactly how many?” I asked.
“Easy. I keep a log.”

 

Got into an argument with a guy the other day and he called me fat. It was okay though because I ignored him. I’m the bigger man.

 

I like the way this photographer thinks.

 

Only just seen this.

The cheating bitch. She told me she was just popping out for some fresh air...

 

Currently stood outside goals watching nipper play football. Missed this the past four weeks.

 

it was the right thing they did, but so good the kids can get back out chasing a ball around or whatever activity they do.

how old is he now Libby?

 

Six.

He's not massively into football really (partly down to my declining interest probably) but it's good exercise and nice to mix with other kids outside of school too.

Only 6 quid a pop which is pretty good really. Really want him to do some swimming too which he's keen on but don't think they're doing that yet. Hopefully by spring.

 

Is Torrevieja still a ****-hole?

 

****ing six???? Jeez, where did that go!

 

You're ****ing telling me! Don't like it really

 

https://www.bristol247.com/news-and...vader-statue-appears-on-empty-colston-plinth/

 

Brilliant. Keeps all parties happy. A black statue of a white man from a galaxy far, far away.

 

Not compared to the east end of London.

 

Does a pickled egg and a double glenfiddich count as a scotch egg?

 

I worked in Torrevieja for 3 months, it's an absolute dive, makes Benidorm look upmarket. The East End got regenerated years ago, and I've never lived there.