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Discussion in 'Southampton' started by TheSecondStain, Jul 15, 2014.
I ordered 4 Kindles From Amazon.
And they have sent me a Two Ronnie’s DVD.
Reminded me of when I met a South African woman.
She introduced herself as Mirry, which I thought was an unusual name.
Turned out it was Mirry as in “Mirry had a little lamb”.
Mirry had a metal lamb
She milked it with a spanner
It came out in shilling cans
Small ones for a tanner.
As reported yesterday, Truespeed speed got speedier!
I get 560 down but only 40 up.....and that ping of yours! Mine is about 12ms
I've just been to the Optician for my annual eye test.
The Optician puts a contraption on my face ,and said " what can you see? "
"I see empty Airports and empty Football grounds"
I said " I see closed theatres , closed pubs, closed Restaurants "
That's perfect says the Optician, you've got 2020 vision!
I just walked out of my office building at the University I work for and right outside the door were 2 students fencing, full gear on and foils flying. They'd been told that they weren't allowed to practice lacrosse in that partricular spot but obviously nobody specifically mentioned not fighting with swords.
I'm thinking of going to take the winner on because I'm having one of those days and a fight might be just the thing I need.
Don’t know where to put this or if it’s been posted elsewhere, but The Athletic are doing a deal at the moment - £1/month for 12 months for new subscribers.
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Thomas the Tank Engine huffed and puffed, as he pulled out of Paddington.
Paddington rolled over and had a post coital marmalade sandwich.
Looks substantial to me.
What Kylie didn't know is Fats is inside that bear.
They might get the point
Dave Prowse dies aged 85
May the Force be with you.
Nothing to get cut up about.
And the Green cross code man.
I still think it’s an outrage that we never got to hear Darth Vader with a Bristol accent.