A prostitute walks up to Paddy and says Would you like to sleep with me for £100? Paddy replied I'm not very tired at the moment but I could do with the money.
Cheers, SJ! Much obliged! Could you pls DM your name so I can ensure your donation gets properly recognised! Thanks!
Shameless plug for the RNLI, this is their Christmas video: https://rnli.org/video-player/587B6585-F7D7-4F0A-84124D92ACF01678
The original is best, it all started to go wrong when cheese and onion and salt and vinegar chips came on to the market in the '50s.
It's been a while since I put a slice of toast liberally spread with marmite and topped with cheese under the grill, coming to chez Jab soon. We mix our own dips and spreads from proprietary jars, yogurt mayo with chopped garlic and cucumber, optional mustard. Mayo and tom ketchup with sriracha chilli sauce just a couple. The ratios can be adjusted to suit our tastes. Edit, combination of brown sauce and horseradish excellent with roast beef
St. Agur cheese on a thin layer of marmite on a buttered toasted crumpet is worth writing a symphony or two over.